Here's Blue Ivy Carter Channeling Michael Jackson

We already got a few glimpses of Blue Ivy's Halloween costume earlier in the week, but today her father, a rapper you may have heard of, posted a clear shot on his Instagram page presumably to say: Look at how ridiculously awesome my kid is. » 11/04/14 2:00pm 11/04/14 2:00pm

Tell Us About the Worst Halloween Walk of Shame You've Ever Seen

Halloween's awesome, but the morning after can be embarrassing as shit. On Friday night everyone was drunk and wearing costumes, but on Saturday morning everything was back to normal and sad princesses rode the train home, wondering why they'd agreed to hook up with a dude who lived three transfers away. Did that… » 11/03/14 6:10pm 11/03/14 6:10pm

​Resourceful Woman Crowdsources Ridiculous $362 Halloween Uber Fare

A young woman got the surprise of her life when she woke up on November 1, her birthday, to find an Uber charge of $362 dollars on her card for a 20-minute ride because her fare fell victim to Uber's 9x surge pricing. Just in time for rent day. » 11/02/14 5:20pm 11/02/14 5:20pm

​Walmart Pulls Racist and Islamophobic "Pashtun Papa" Costume

It may officially be November, but that doesn't mean we're safe from the tragedy that is terrible Halloween costumes. This time, it's this crazy racist "Pashtun Papa Islamic Costume." It's a perfect ending to a banner year for straight up asinine-disguised-as-topical costumes. » 11/01/14 1:22pm 11/01/14 1:22pm

The Sexiest, Cutest, and Craziest Celebrity Costumes of Halloween 2014

Today, as we set aside bowls of Skittles and candy corn "for the kids," some of the most inventive, gross and charming costumes have been circulating on social media. For example, Taylor Swift wore wings, Lucy Hale is the Twitter bird, and Katy Perry reminds me that I'm running low on Flamin' Hot Cheetos. » 10/31/14 8:15pm 10/31/14 8:15pm

How to Do Last Minute Blackface on Halloween: A Makeup Tutorial

It's nearing the end of the work day on October 31 and you, white person, still don't have a costume ready for Halloween night. "Perhaps I'll do blackface," you say to yourself. Well, we're here to show you how. » 10/31/14 5:20pm 10/31/14 5:20pm

The Best Halloween Costumes On The Internet

Happy Halloween, people! Tonight is the night — so paint on the makeup and get out your lattes and brooms, you Basic Witch. Here are the most jaw-dropping Halloween costumes we've found posted on the Internet this year. » 10/31/14 4:39pm 10/31/14 4:39pm

Sexy Costumes for Men: Your Favorite Dudes, Dressed as Their Dames

When it comes to sexy costumes, we here at Jezebel believe that it's time for some gender equality. But we couldn't quite picture how it'd look, so once again, we drew it ourselves. Here are some of your favorite dudes, all decked out as their sexy better halves. » 10/31/14 4:20pm 10/31/14 4:20pm

Don't Have a Halloween Costume? We're Here to Help

I love Halloween, I am committed to being good at it and I would like to see the rest of America do as I do. (Recent costumes–all homemade–include Tilikum the killer whale, Rainbow Fish and a flamingo. Yes, I do see that there is a theme there but I promise it was accidental and I am spicing things up this year.) » 10/31/14 3:40pm 10/31/14 3:40pm

Town Bans Clowns Because the French Can't Control Themselves

What's going on with clowns these days? Roaming small towns in California, terrorizing people in France, missing entire mouths on American Horror Story? I don't know about you but I think the French town of Vendargues that has banned all clown costumes for the foreseeable future has the right idea. » 10/31/14 10:50am 10/31/14 10:50am

Local Meteorologist Delivers the Weather As a Green Screened Skeleton

R.L. Stine Writes Brand New Scary Story On Twitter

R.L. Stine—whose Cheerleaders: The First Evil we recently revisited here at Jezebel—has decided to liven up Halloween with a bit of creepy storytelling delivered in 140 character bursts to his 134,000 Twitter followers. » 10/29/14 7:00pm 10/29/14 7:00pm

The Truth About Witches: An Interview with Katherine Howe

Katherine Howe is a New York Times bestselling author who recently edited The Penguin Book of Witches, a primary-source reader about witches and witch-hunting ranging from the medieval period into the early eighteenth century. » 10/29/14 12:10pm 10/29/14 12:10pm

Let's Start Making Our Spooky Halloween Playlists, Shall We?

It's that time of year, when the Halloween party/gathering in your tiny apartment is made even more claustrophobic and spooky with the exact right playlist to freak out your guests. » 10/28/14 10:00pm 10/28/14 10:00pm

Ray & Janay Rice Are Praying For Halloween 2014's Biggest Assholes

Ray and Janay Rice know people will probably spend Halloween 2014 dressed like them in their worst moment, so the couple has made a decision — they're praying for the idiots that won't be able to stop themselves. You know you've really fucked up when you're being outclassed by Ray Rice. » 10/28/14 11:45am 10/28/14 11:45am

Melissa McCarthy 'Horrified' Guests at Adam Levine's Halloween Party

Fun fact: Melissa McCarthy used to live in the same neighborhood at Adam Levine. Another fun fact: he's one of the few celebrities she gets "goofy" for, which is why she jumped at the opportunity to head to his Halloween party a few years back. It did not go as planned. » 10/28/14 10:50am 10/28/14 10:50am

Wait Till Helen Comes: Can We Get Some Parental Supervision Over Here?

Hello, and welcome to a week straight of throwbacks to the spookiest stories from your childhood. Today we're tackling Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes, a chilling tale of tweens struggling to help their troubled step-sister with basically zero parental supervision. Also, ghosts. » 10/27/14 4:00pm 10/27/14 4:00pm

Walmart's Website Features a Section of 'Fat Girl Costumes'

Retail giant Walmart is reaching out to the plus size market in an ill-advised way this Halloween: by offering online shoppers a section of "Fat Girl Costumes." » 10/27/14 9:50am 10/27/14 9:50am