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Tell Us About the Worst Halloween Walk of Shame You've Ever Seen

Halloween's awesome, but the morning after can be embarrassing as shit. On Friday night everyone was drunk and wearing costumes, but on Saturday morning everything was back to normal and sad princesses rode the train home, wondering why they'd agreed to hook up with a dude who lived three transfers away. Did that… » 11/03/14 6:10pm 11/03/14 6:10pm

The Sexiest, Cutest, and Craziest Celebrity Costumes of Halloween 2014

Today, as we set aside bowls of Skittles and candy corn "for the kids," some of the most inventive, gross and charming costumes have been circulating on social media. For example, Taylor Swift wore wings, Lucy Hale is the Twitter bird, and Katy Perry reminds me that I'm running low on Flamin' Hot Cheetos. » 10/31/14 8:15pm 10/31/14 8:15pm

Don't Have a Halloween Costume? We're Here to Help

I love Halloween, I am committed to being good at it and I would like to see the rest of America do as I do. (Recent costumes–all homemade–include Tilikum the killer whale, Rainbow Fish and a flamingo. Yes, I do see that there is a theme there but I promise it was accidental and I am spicing things up this year.) » 10/31/14 3:40pm 10/31/14 3:40pm

Town Bans Clowns Because the French Can't Control Themselves

What's going on with clowns these days? Roaming small towns in California, terrorizing people in France, missing entire mouths on American Horror Story? I don't know about you but I think the French town of Vendargues that has banned all clown costumes for the foreseeable future has the right idea. » 10/31/14 10:50am 10/31/14 10:50am

Ray & Janay Rice Are Praying For Halloween 2014's Biggest Assholes

Ray and Janay Rice know people will probably spend Halloween 2014 dressed like them in their worst moment, so the couple has made a decision — they're praying for the idiots that won't be able to stop themselves. You know you've really fucked up when you're being outclassed by Ray Rice. » 10/28/14 11:45am 10/28/14 11:45am

Wait Till Helen Comes: Can We Get Some Parental Supervision Over Here?

Hello, and welcome to a week straight of throwbacks to the spookiest stories from your childhood. Today we're tackling Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes, a chilling tale of tweens struggling to help their troubled step-sister with basically zero parental supervision. Also, ghosts. » 10/27/14 4:00pm 10/27/14 4:00pm