Face It: Going Gray Is a Fierce Act of Bravery

The women in my family dye their hair. I dye my hair, my mom dyes her hair, my aunts dye their hair. In fact, when one of my aunts visits from the East Coast, what do she and my mom do for fun? They go get their hair dyed. I know not one relative with even a gray hair, and the original color of our locks is a mystery… » 1/29/13 11:25am 1/29/13 11:25am

Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Most Likely To Cheat

This fucking toxic social media website called Cheaterville, which allows you to call out your unfaithful partner in a public forum on behalf of all of the men or women who will henceforth fall into his/her sexdevil talons, has released some statistics on the people listed by their scorned partners. » 9/29/12 6:00pm 9/29/12 6:00pm

Your Hair Could Suddenly Change Color

If you use Clairol Natural Instincts Hair Dye, watch out. The company is recalling 10 shades because the included color-boosting packets, which you use two weeks after initial dyeing, are incorrect and could change your hair color. This sounds like the work of an evil hair dye prankster! But never fear, "the main… » 4/12/11 2:15pm 4/12/11 2:15pm

Natural Blonde Resents Bottle Blondes

"As the only woman I know who has made it into her 40s with a natural head of golden locks, it's maddening to read about bottle-blondes whose only wish is that people see beyond the (unnatural) colour of their hair." » 8/18/10 1:18pm 8/18/10 1:18pm

Celebs Change Hair Color In Desperate Attempt To Exert Control

Poor Rihanna! We thought she dyed her hair bright red just for fun, but apparently celebs who switch hues are "struggling with their identity and values." A random psychotherapist notes Rihanna has "recently been through a lot of trauma." [NYDailyNews] » 6/11/10 9:40am 6/11/10 9:40am

Blondes Have More Fun And Earn More Money, Apparently

According to a study published in Economics Letters, blonde women are paid 7% more than women with other hair colors, and also tend to marry wealthier men. Wait until Veronica Lodge hears about this! [Telegraph] » 4/04/10 3:25pm 4/04/10 3:25pm

Good Housekeeping

According to a British survey, redheaded women are cleaner than their blonde, brunette and gray-haired friends. Unsurprisingly, the messiest demographic is brown-haired boys between 19-21. Yet another reason to love the gingers. [UPI] » 3/26/10 10:20am 3/26/10 10:20am

Study: Blondes Are Warrior Princesses

A small study found that blonde women were more "warlike" than others, perhaps because "they are treated like a princess." Obvious counterexample: Xena. [BBC] » 1/18/10 3:30pm 1/18/10 3:30pm

Blondes Have More Fun, Longer Showers

"A new survey" "reveals" that blondes take up to twice as long as brunettes to "get ready" to "go out." But, do they mean blondes, or "blondes?" Because that already implies more time-investment, yes? [Sun] » 10/07/09 2:30pm 10/07/09 2:30pm

Blondes Have More Fun Fiscal Confidence

"Going blonde is a guaranteed way for a woman to feel like a million dollars even during a credit crisis," says one Aussie stylist. Apparently salons are plying peroxide and home-bleaching products are up 67% in the UK. [News.com.au] » 7/02/09 2:40pm 7/02/09 2:40pm

Survey Says Blondes Don't Have More Fun... On Second Dates

Sorry, blondes. First Archie picks Veronica, now this: The dating site Parship.co.uk surveyed 1,300 people and found that on a first date blondes were most likely to have sex, mention an ex, forget their date's name, and drink too much, supposedly decreasing their chances of another date. [The Telegraph] » 5/29/09 10:40am 5/29/09 10:40am

Does Archie's Proposal To Veronica Settle The Blondes Vs. Brunettes…

Archie Andrews has finally made his choice. In the upcoming 600th issue of Archie Comics, he will propose to brunette bad girl Veronica, leaving Betty, his sweet, blonde lady-friend, heartbroken. For students of pop culture, the fact that gentlemen actually prefer brunettes should come as no surprise. » 5/28/09 4:00pm 5/28/09 4:00pm

Why Is It Still Okay To Mock Ginger Kids?

The world has a fairly weird relationship with "Gingers." For some reason, those born with red hair, pale skin, and an abundance of freckles have found themselves the target of mockery for many, many years. » 1/24/09 1:30pm 1/24/09 1:30pm

The Marrying Kind

Anita Loos knew her stuff. Her two big novels? Gentlemen Prefer Blondes » 10/31/08 10:40am 10/31/08 10:40am and have apparently been found true. Sure enough, while men might want to date , reports that 52% would rather marry a dark-haired woman because they're more "dependable and sensible." Only 18% think blondes would make "good wives" because,…

Yes, Gentlemen Do Prefer Blondes

New book out: Jena Pincott's Do Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes? » 10/27/08 6:00pm 10/27/08 6:00pm It's a pop-science read on the natural laws of attraction: pheromones, smells, evolutionary psychology —you know the drill. And in answer to the Big Question? (Well, the Other Big Question, along with whether or not Blondes Have More Fun.) Yes. Yes, they…

Want To Marry A Billionaire? Be A Brunette

In the age-old war of blondes versus brunettes, it appears as though the brunettes are winning. According to the Times of London, a dating site created a list of the world's top 100 billionaires and analyzed the tresses of the rich guy's wives and girlfriends. The results? 62% of billionaires had married women with… » 4/08/08 4:00pm 4/08/08 4:00pm