Army Bans Braids and Twists Because They Don't Understand Black Hair

As if the military doesn’t have enough fires with all those sexual assault claims, the Army released an updated regulation banning twists and braids for female members. In response, African American soldiers have crafted a White House petition asking President Obama to order the Army to reconsider their new regulations … » 4/01/14 5:30pm 4/01/14 5:30pm

Women Stress About How They Look More Than Anything Else

Adulthood is a series of time sucking precursors to moments of enjoyment — traffic jams, that spinning pinwheel of doom that your computer shows you when it's thinking, standing in lines at airports, outside of clubs, at the grocery store. For women, there's also the omnipresent time suck of Getting Ready, or… » 2/24/14 5:15pm 2/24/14 5:15pm

Let's All Freak Out About Kate Middleton's Errant Gray Hair

No one has gray hair on purpose, k? Gray hair is only something old people or weird early agers have or people who don't know better. Something people have who've decided to not "fix" the problem everyone else can see plain as day. But Kate Middleton left her house recently with gray hairs and didn't plan in advance for… » 11/09/13 3:00pm 11/09/13 3:00pm

Guy Fieri Got in a Fist-Fight with His Hairdresser, Because Life Is Joy

Okay, first of all, aren't we all in a little bit of a fight with Guy Fieri's hairdresser? And second of all, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA. Apparently, in a car on the way home from the airport, the Mayor of Flavortown and his hairdresser Ariel Ramirez got drunk and started punching each other. Oh, also there's a… » 10/30/13 8:00pm 10/30/13 8:00pm

New 'Get Laid Haircut' Fixes Everything Wrong With You

Ladies: things are wrong. Things are wrong with me, and they're wrong with you. Other (perfect) people don't have things wrong, but we do, you and me. And if we fix the things that are wrong by purchasing products and services, the wrongness will sort of drift away and we'll garner the admiration we so crave — or at… » 10/17/13 11:25am 10/17/13 11:25am