These times we live in—they are troubled, are they not? What hath the commoners wrought upon our noble republic, with this “Trump” whose gaudy habits offendeth the senses? Whose common voice shall explain to one and all the unknowable thoughts of the peasantry?
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As more and more details from the Sony Pictures hack seep out into the internet, it's been easy—and to be honest a little fun—to take the voyeur's view. Dumb corporate powerpoints! Passwords in a folder literally called Password! Paul Blart 2 anything! But then you actually look at the full scope of what's out there.
Earlier today, jurors in the British phone hacking trial listened to personal voicemails left by Prince William to his wife Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. It's pretty fucked up that anyone hacked into a couple's personal calls, but now that messages are public, we can't help but be little disappointed at how dull…