'I'm Incredibly Close to the Common Woman,' Gwyneth Paltrow Goops

Greetings, fellow human woman, who does all the normal things that that a normal human women does. Gwyneth Paltrow, also a human woman, went on CNNMoney yesterday to talk about her website Goop and how she—again, a human woman—is a lot like you (i.e. human... and a woman). » 3/18/15 10:30am 3/18/15 10:30am

Gwyneth Paltrow Hopes Her Kids Will One Day Want to Run Goop

Because Gwyneth Paltrow wants her kids to lead a doleful and cheerless life she told Bloomberg Television that Goop could one day be theirs. "I never wanted to do a proprietary brand," she said of her lifestyle site. "I wanted it to be its own thing that my children can run one day if they want to!" » 3/07/15 7:30pm 3/07/15 7:30pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Has Sexted And Johnny Depp Hasn't

Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp, and Paul Bettany made more of a splash playing "Never have I Ever" on The Ellen Degeneres Show than they did promoting their new movie Mortdecai, (but shouts to the film's trailer for that amazing nod to the time Dick Cheney's accidentally shot his friend while hunting.) Now, "Never have… » 1/25/15 2:15pm 1/25/15 2:15pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Know About "Sex Bark"

In the latest post at her really helpful and down-to-earth lifestyle site GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow suggested that we all make sex bark. What is sex bark? According to GOOP it's "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic dinner." For getting your Valentine's Day sexy on, duh. What… » 1/25/15 10:45am 1/25/15 10:45am

Gwyneth Paltrow Once Threw a Dinner Party Where Everyone Barfed

Via Glamour, we learn that Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed her greatest culinary mishap (so she says; this may be a false flag covering the tracks of an apocryphal formal gala dinner she once threw for 400 people who were all allergic to vegan and died) to Rachael Ray. The story is simple and harrowing: she made a meal… » 1/23/15 8:10pm 1/23/15 8:10pm

Naya Rivera Says She Knows That 'Ethnic' People Shower

Like a beautiful, insane phoenix that rises from the ashes of a crazy fire, Glee's Naya Rivera has returned to the set of The View to explain what she meant when she said that white people shower more than people of color. » 1/15/15 10:30am 1/15/15 10:30am

Gwyneth Paltrow Sings Broadway Versions of Rap Songs on Tonight Show

Gwyneth Paltrow, who probably karaokes with Beyoncé all the time since they're best friends, performed a few rap songs in the style of Broadway musicals, during a Wednesday night appearance on The Tonight Show. » 1/15/15 9:30am 1/15/15 9:30am

Kristen Bell Has Very Chill Reaction to Twitter Hack 

In today's Tweet Beat, Kristen Bell's Twitter was hacked and her response makes me want to be her friend, Gwyneth Paltrow undergoes a transformation and George and Barbara Bush are pretty cute. » 1/06/15 7:30pm 1/06/15 7:30pm

There Is No Way to Prove Taylor Swift Isn't Stalking Us All Right Now

Looks like Taylor Swift was up to her old dangerous tricks this holiday season and this time, the flaxen menace to society got her kicks by stalking fans, sending them packages and—in some cases—even following them to their own homes. » 1/02/15 10:30am 1/02/15 10:30am

Yahoo Wouldn't Hire Slacker College Dropout Gwyneth Paltrow  

Gwyneth Paltrow may have lost out on the job of her dreams aka blogging for Yahoo because CEO Marissa Mayer didn't like that Paltrow doesn't have a college degree. » 12/18/14 8:01pm 12/18/14 8:01pm

Marissa Mayer's Attempts to Fancy Up Yahoo Aren't Going So Great

Marissa Mayer has been running Yahoo for more than two years now. And it's starting to look like she might be dancing on the edge of the glass cliff. » 12/18/14 7:45pm 12/18/14 7:45pm

Meryl Streep May Have Snooped Around Gwyneth's House on Thanksgiving

Appearing on Live! with Kelly and Michael Wednesday morning to promote Into the Woods, Meryl Streep revealed that her Thanksgiving was chock full of excitement: her oven apparently "does not do it" so on this holiday, since she lives in the same building in New York City as Gwyneth Paltrow, Meryl popped over to use… » 12/03/14 12:50pm 12/03/14 12:50pm

​Gwyneth Paltrow Is 'Openly' Dating Glee Producer 'Behind Closed Doors'

It's been exactly seven months since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin used the most eye-rollingly absurd phrase "conscious uncoupling" to announce their split. And Paltrow has moved on with a new man—American Horror Story and Glee producer Brad Falchuk. » 10/25/14 11:30am 10/25/14 11:30am

Gwyneth Paltrow's 'Working Mother' Comments Rile Up Fox News

Gwyneth Paltrow and Greta Van Susteren are feuding, and you have to choose a side! Are you Team Gwyneth, Team Greta or Team Buying a Samurai Sword on eBay So You Can Fall on It and Never Have to Answer? » 10/13/14 3:30pm 10/13/14 3:30pm

We Predict the Track List for the Beyoncé/Jay Z Duet Album

Jay Z and Beyoncé might have a new duet album coming, capping off a stellar year as the Couple You Can’t Escape with their On The Run tour and divorce rumors. As a fan of Jay, Bey and Blue Ivy, I’ve got high hopes (and fantasies ... ) for their forthcoming project. » 10/08/14 6:10pm 10/08/14 6:10pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Knows You Hate Her and She Does Not Care

BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow is self-aware enough to know you (and Martha) might not be that into her and she is okay with it enough to joke about it. » 10/08/14 11:10am 10/08/14 11:10am

Goop Has a New CEO and Will Start Making Clothes

Good news for Gwyneth: despite the reported financial issues plaguing her decorative napkin company, it's got a new CEO (who previously headed up Martha Stewart Living) and hot new plans for the New Year. » 10/07/14 2:40pm 10/07/14 2:40pm

This Is the Best Chicken You Will Ever Make

The Upcoming GOOPBAMA Dinner: a Fanciful Fundraiser Fan Fic

Next month, Her Grace the Duchess of Goop Gwyneth Paltrow will be hosting a fundraiser for the Democratic Party. Special guest: Barack Obama. Oh, Lord, to be a fly on those no-doubt very thoroughly scrubbed walls! » 9/18/14 2:10pm 9/18/14 2:10pm