Uuuuuugh, celebrity life is such a nightmare. All nightmares all the time. I mean, I know it's "worth it" because you get to use Richard Branson's outdoor shower and take unlimited naps probably and also you can use one of those gas station ATMs with the extra fee and not give a fuck. But UGH. Because creeps are always…
How does Goop, the weekly lifestyle email/newsletter and brainchild of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, support itself? That question has been plaguing those who wanted the secret of how Paltrow has been able to spread her gospel to the people. Well, newly released documents indicate that Goop has had some very unprofitable…
Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow is actually the one personally feeding the gossip machine rumors of Chris Martin's infidelity? Or that Paltrow and an intimate group of lifestyle elite are actually plotting the downfall of all media publications? Or that High Priestess Gwyneth Paltrow's ascension into Consciously…
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Chris Martin and his Coldplay gang released their new video for a song called "Magic" today, and it seems like perfect timing. With all of Martin and soon-to-be ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow's conscious uncoupling and how celebrity divorce these days means taking a final beach vacation together — presumably to politely discuss …
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In today's Tweet Beat, Patti Stanger is mourning her beta fish, Judah Friedlander touches base with Marlon Wayans about a classic film and Dean Norris sympathizes with Gwyneth Paltrow.
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While Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have been hiding away in the Bahamas avoiding the press since they announced their divorce, therapist Katherine Woodward Thomas has been having a busy, if complicated, week.
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It's that time of the year again, when celebrities gather to show the kids they care by partaking in the oldest gag joke children's television has to offer: getting coated in green slime for Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards. (SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THAT STUFF MADE OF!? IS IT EVEN SAFE!?) This year, Mark Wahlberg,…
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Huzzah! We have now entered the wild speculation phase of the celebrity conscious uncoupling jamboree! Chris Martin was spotted (actually, let's go with CAUGHT!!!) getting a "late-night milkshake" with model Alexa Chung at Glastonbury, um, last June. The pair was reportedly "chilling and having a good time."
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Following her announcement that she and Chris Martin are ending their decade-long marriage (that shit's hard, so all my sympathy and best of luck), Gwyneth Paltrow has also declared that she's going to take a break from acting. TBH, my first response to that was...what acting? She's not exactly doing five films a year, …
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Yesterday marked the first time I've been genuinely interested in Gwyneth Paltrow in years. From the look of Paltrow's lifestyle blog, which experienced such heavy traffic from gawking celebrity watchers that it crashed after she announced her divorce from Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, I was far from the only one;…
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In news that literally made me gasp so loudly multiple people just stared at me in wonder, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has posted on GOOP that she and her husband Chris Martin of the popular band Coldplay have separated.
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Pharrell Williams seems to have found the fountain of youth, but according to him it's nothing supernatural such as BEING THE UNDEAD. "I wash my face," the 40-year-old producer told TimeOut. Oh. Okay then.
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In October, when Gwyneth Paltrow threw a temper tantrum over a then-upcoming Vanity Fair profile, gossip was that the actress and aspirational-lifestyle sage was upset about rumors of marital infidelity. At the time, Page Six speculated that the actress was trying to hide a purported affair with Elle MacPherson's…
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Lady Gaga appears on the cover of this month's Harper's Bazaar; it's a very humanizing interview, in which she seeks to dispel the notion that she is "a myth" or "an act." Towards the end of the interview, she opened up about her recent battle with depression:
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This behind-the-scenes video of Annie Leibovitz's shoot for Vanity Fair's "20th Annual Hollywood Issue" has a rather nice surprise tidbit, featuring America's Favorite Charmer, George Clooney.
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We may never know the real story about what went down between Vanity Fair and Gwyneth Paltrow, but in his editor's letter for the March issue of the magazine, editor-in-chief Graydon Carter addresses the kerfuffle, offering up his side of the story. It is… odd.
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Last night at the Hollywood Stands Up to Cancer event, there were some bold lips, some cute dresses, and some boob curves on display.
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Amanda Bynes spent a week at a fitness camp, where she paid several thousand dollars to lose five pounds. E! reports that Bynes was dropped off at camp by her parents and used the week there to give herself "a lifestyle makeover." It may be easy to snark on the fact that the article focuses mostly Bynes' quest to lose…
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"We're inspired by women who have restarted their lives using health and fitness. We hope you are too," Gwyneth Paltrow and her BFF Tracy Anderson explain in the introduction to their new AOL web series The Restart Project. They're so inspired that they want to make sure it shows on their mostly unbotoxed faces.
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair have decided to air kiss and make up now that Gwynnie has enjoyed a heart-to-heart with the magazine's editor-in-chief Graydon Carter. Post heart to heart, the article will either be less controversial than expected or it will not run at all.
