Gwyneth Files Restraining Order After Creep Lies His Way into Her Home

Uuuuuugh, celebrity life is such a nightmare. All nightmares all the time. I mean, I know it's "worth it" because you get to use Richard Branson's outdoor shower and take unlimited naps probably and also you can use one of those gas station ATMs with the extra fee and not give a fuck. But UGH. Because creeps are always… » 4/22/14 8:15pm Tuesday 8:15pm

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Is Bleeding Money and $1.2 Million in Debt

How does Goop, the weekly lifestyle email/newsletter and brainchild of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, support itself? That question has been plaguing those who wanted the secret of how Paltrow has been able to spread her gospel to the people. Well, newly released documents indicate that Goop has had some very unprofitable… » 4/21/14 11:20am Monday 11:20am

​The Golden Age of Goop Conspiracy Theories Is Upon Us

Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow is actually the one personally feeding the gossip machine rumors of Chris Martin's infidelity? Or that Paltrow and an intimate group of lifestyle elite are actually plotting the downfall of all media publications? Or that High Priestess Gwyneth Paltrow's ascension into Consciously… » 4/09/14 4:00pm 4/09/14 4:00pm

Does Coldplay's New 'Magic' Video Show Signs of Conscious Uncoupling?

Chris Martin and his Coldplay gang released their new video for a song called "Magic" today, and it seems like perfect timing. With all of Martin and soon-to-be ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow's conscious uncoupling and how celebrity divorce these days means taking a final beach vacation together — presumably to politely discuss … » 4/07/14 4:30pm 4/07/14 4:30pm

Kaley Cuoco Ruined a Perfectly Good Outfit for the Children

It's that time of the year again, when celebrities gather to show the kids they care by partaking in the oldest gag joke children's television has to offer: getting coated in green slime for Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards. (SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS THAT STUFF MADE OF!? IS IT EVEN SAFE!?) This year, Mark Wahlberg,… » 3/30/14 11:30am 3/30/14 11:30am

A Chris Martin/Alexa Chung Romance Rumored to Be Behind the Goop Split

Huzzah! We have now entered the wild speculation phase of the celebrity conscious uncoupling jamboree! Chris Martin was spotted (actually, let's go with CAUGHT!!!) getting a "late-night milkshake" with model Alexa Chung at Glastonbury, um, last June. The pair was reportedly "chilling and having a good time." » 3/27/14 8:00pm 3/27/14 8:00pm

Consciously Uncoupled Gwyneth Is Now Consciously Quitting Acting

Following her announcement that she and Chris Martin are ending their decade-long marriage (that shit's hard, so all my sympathy and best of luck), Gwyneth Paltrow has also declared that she's going to take a break from acting. TBH, my first response to that was...what acting? She's not exactly doing five films a year, … » 3/26/14 8:20pm 3/26/14 8:20pm

Meditating on Gwyneth's Goopy Split: Stars Are No Better Than Us

Yesterday marked the first time I've been genuinely interested in Gwyneth Paltrow in years. From the look of Paltrow's lifestyle blog, which experienced such heavy traffic from gawking celebrity watchers that it crashed after she announced her divorce from Coldplay frontman Chris Martin, I was far from the only one;… » 3/26/14 12:40pm 3/26/14 12:40pm

OMG: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Have Separated

In news that literally made me gasp so loudly multiple people just stared at me in wonder, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has posted on GOOP that she and her husband Chris Martin of the popular band Coldplay have separated. » 3/25/14 5:58pm 3/25/14 5:58pm

Secret-Sharing App Claims Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cheating with Lawyer

In October, when Gwyneth Paltrow threw a temper tantrum over a then-upcoming Vanity Fair profile, gossip was that the actress and aspirational-lifestyle sage was upset about rumors of marital infidelity. At the time, Page Six speculated that the actress was trying to hide a purported affair with Elle MacPherson's… » 2/18/14 2:54pm 2/18/14 2:54pm

Vanity Fair Editor to Gwyneth: People Will Like You If You Gain 15 Lbs

We may never know the real story about what went down between Vanity Fair and Gwyneth Paltrow, but in his editor's letter for the March issue of the magazine, editor-in-chief Graydon Carter addresses the kerfuffle, offering up his side of the story. It is… odd. » 2/04/14 1:30pm 2/04/14 1:30pm

Gwyneth and Tracy Anderson's New Series Is All About Concern Faces

"We're inspired by women who have restarted their lives using health and fitness. We hope you are too," Gwyneth Paltrow and her BFF Tracy Anderson explain in the introduction to their new AOL web series The Restart Project. They're so inspired that they want to make sure it shows on their mostly unbotoxed faces. » 1/06/14 6:00pm 1/06/14 6:00pm

Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair Have Buried the Artisanal Hatchet

Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair have decided to air kiss and make up now that Gwynnie has enjoyed a heart-to-heart with the magazine's editor-in-chief Graydon Carter. Post heart to heart, the article will either be less controversial than expected or it will not run at all. » 12/23/13 9:09am 12/23/13 9:09am