Quit Asking Blythe Danner About Gwyneth Paltrow

Blythe Danner is currently starring in an indie drama called I’ll See You In My Dreams. Her performance is being praised by most critics, and there’s even chatter about the 72-year-old being an Oscar contender for Best Actress. But what’s most notable about the film isn’t that Danner could receive a Best Actress… » 6/04/15 3:00pm 6/04/15 3:00pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Many Things, But I'm Not Sure I Believe Her

In an interview with Women’s Health, Gwyneth Paltrow discussed her beauty regimen, telling the magazine she believes in “exercise, laughing, having sex, being yourself.” She went on to say, “I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.’” While I believe that she believes in exercise and laughing and… » 5/19/15 8:30pm 5/19/15 8:30pm

I Totally Agree With Michelle Malkin For the First Time Ever

Let me disclaim this: I generally believe Michelle Malkin’s windbaggy screeds to be a scourge upon the world, retrograde bile unleashed for the sole purpose of creating chaos. But today, on tax day 2015 anno domini, Malkin has written a piece that I find to be quite reasonable and also making an ultimately important… » 4/15/15 4:15pm 4/15/15 4:15pm

Gwyn & Chris Celebrate 1-Year Conscious Uncoupling Anniversary in Mexico

Can you believe it’s been over a full year since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin consciously uncoupled? And as a wise woman once sang, “Time makes you bolder, even children get older/ so why not celebrate your breakup anniversary by traveling to Mexico on a vacation with your ex and kids?” » 4/02/15 10:30am 4/02/15 10:30am

Gwyneth Paltrow Has Sexted And Johnny Depp Hasn't

Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp, and Paul Bettany made more of a splash playing "Never have I Ever" on The Ellen Degeneres Show than they did promoting their new movie Mortdecai, (but shouts to the film's trailer for that amazing nod to the time Dick Cheney's accidentally shot his friend while hunting.) Now, "Never have… » 1/25/15 2:15pm 1/25/15 2:15pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Know About "Sex Bark"

In the latest post at her really helpful and down-to-earth lifestyle site GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow suggested that we all make sex bark. What is sex bark? According to GOOP it's "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic dinner." For getting your Valentine's Day sexy on, duh. What… » 1/25/15 10:45am 1/25/15 10:45am

Gwyneth Paltrow Once Threw a Dinner Party Where Everyone Barfed

Via Glamour, we learn that Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed her greatest culinary mishap (so she says; this may be a false flag covering the tracks of an apocryphal formal gala dinner she once threw for 400 people who were all allergic to vegan and died) to Rachael Ray. The story is simple and harrowing: she made a meal… » 1/23/15 8:10pm 1/23/15 8:10pm