Goop is hip and current and with it. They will soon be sending out lifestyle advice via Snapchat to weed-smoking teenagers everywhere.

Congrats to our Lady of Goopelupe, who is now officially divorced from Chris Martin, even though he never signed her divorce petition. Not because of laziness, but because of tactics.

Last week, I tried to imagine what sort of advice Goop, health bible for Gwyneth stans, might promote in its first-ever sex issue. It finally came out on Monday, and I think that I was impressively close.

Most modern cookbooks are too complicated. With the rise of the celebrity chef and the attendant fetishization of foodie culture, everyone gets their own shot at the genre nowadays, and the results are mostly worthless. Inevitably, they attempt to replicate restaurant dishes that necessitate restaurant-caliber…

Gwyneth Paltrow and Mandy Moore are NOT signed on to co-star in a romantic comedy about a young special events baker who becomes friends with a 40-something divorcée after she’s hired to to make the wedding cake for the ex-husband’s upcoming nuptials (though—call me, Hollywood—they definitely could be), but they are…

Beyoncé, like many of us, is an Airbnb user. This means those among us who are part of the sharing economy have at least one thing in common with her, which is a fun thing to consider. The similarities, however, begin and end with the name “Airbnb,” because Bey is not renting that quaint little lakeside home filled…

Chris Martin—in conjunction with a Rolling Stone cover shot that screams “LOVE ME!” and “wyd...” at the same time—says he once wrote a song for Beyoncé that she rejected because it was bad.

In this month’s Glamour, Gwyneth Paltrow talks about her current amicable relationship with Chris Martin, saying that her ex-husband has become “more like my brother.” We’ll assume she means it in a weird Flowers in the Attic way because those two—as we all recall fondly—have fucked at least twice.

Monday evening, View From the Top star and cookbook author Gwyneth Paltrow posted a video of a sunset to her Instagram account. She captioned it, “La puesta del sol,” and added a Mexican flag emoji. Was she in Mexico? Where was she staying? Is Gwyneth conversational in Spanish? Two of those questions were answered…

Gwyneth Paltrow, actress turned entrepreneur whose 1999 episode of SNL is one of my personal favorites, recently lost nearly $200,000 in merchandise in what has come to be known as The Great Goop Heist of 2015. When discussing the burglary with her mother, actress turned Goop ambassador Blythe Danner, Paltrow…

When I walked into the GOOP MRKT on its opening day, I was shocked by how quiet it was. There was a single security guard standing in the store. To the left of the main entrance, the pop-up’s resident baristas spoke quietly amongst themselves. By the living room, three girls, white, probably in their twenties, with…

Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand for close, personal friends of Gwyneth Paltrow, has been robbed! MRKT, the company’s pop-up shop in New York City, was burgled of “a very limited number of items” totaling more than $173,000.

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow remain friendly, despite their decision to “consciously uncouple” last year. (By the way, doesn’t it feel like that phrase has been around since the beginning of time?) The two exes have even paired up for a song on Coldplay’s upcoming album.

Long long loooooooong before Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with that Paper cover featuring her pouring champagne into her butt, Gwyneth Paltrow broke the internet by pouring verbal champagne into our collective butts. At least, that’s the way our Lady of Goopelupe tells it.

Remember back in 2007 when Bridget Moynahan announced that she was pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby after the couple had broken up and he had already started dating his now wife Gisele Bündchen? Of course you do! It was a terribly rough time for all of us! But you know who it was slightly rougher for? Gisele! (And…

Vivica A. Fox spilled some tea, cleaned it up, and spilled some more while discussing her ex-boyfriend 50 Cent on Watch What Happens Live Sunday night. While discussing her current role as Cookie’s sister Candace on Empire, the actress suggested 50 was gay, took it back, then suggested it all over again.

The internet’s boyfriend Tom Hiddleston is showing his buns off in the upcoming gothic horror Crimson Peak and you know what else is is peaked? MY INTEREST.

It’s not all champagne wishes and caviar dreams around the Paltrow/Martin nursery. (Though, yes, champagne and caviar are present. What do you think this is? A barn?) Moses Martin, son of Gwyneth Paltrow, is also a huge fan of Old Navy! That’s right! The Martin boy dresses like a little peasant!

Goopster Gwyneth Paltrow has written another cookbook which she has mockingly titled: It’s All Easy: Healthy, Delicious Weeknight Meals in Under 30 Minutes.

Last night Nicki Minaj seemed to confirm rumors that she was pregnant. “Make some noise for my baby father!” Minaj said as she introduced Meek Mill. Though maybe she wasn’t serious, at the end of the concert, Minaj tweeted a video from the concert: