Rihanna and Drake went to a strip club in Houston, where they spent over $17,000. Are they back together? No one knows. The more important question: did Rihanna encourage anyone's singing dreams whilst at da club? The answer to that is yes. Read… 11/15/13 9:00am 11/15/13 9:00am

This is fun: apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow wants to destroy Vanity Fair's reputation before the expose on her goes into print. This gives her, like, a month and a half to ruin something that's been around since 1983 — so good odds? Read… 11/05/13 9:11am 11/05/13 9:11am

Heidi Klum, the wonderful and miraculous patron saint of Unsexy Halloween, attended her annual party as an extremely wrinkly old woman. She's honestly unrecognizable — look at the fake veins on her legs and hands. She must be wearing fake skin over her skin, like a festive version of Necromancer pants. Read… 11/01/13 9:07am 11/01/13 9:07am

One time Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx danced together at a charity event while being subjected to the hit song "Blurred Lines," and the Internet is now swarming with rumors that they're dating. Read… 10/16/13 9:16am 10/16/13 9:16am

Eva Longoria is not going to raise her head and keen her depair to the sky if she does not ever become a Procreation Station, she revealed in an interview: Read… 9/27/13 9:00am 9/27/13 9:00am

After admitting on The Talk last week to undergoing eye enlargement surgery at the behest of a racist Dayton, Ohio TV studio back in '95, Julie Chen has clarified that she has not had a nose job. Any difference you see above is due to expert contouring, witchcraft and wizardry. Read… 9/19/13 9:00am 9/19/13 9:00am

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we observe the sad, rundown zoo of human emotion contained within the pages of Star, OK!, Life & Style, inTouch, and US Weekly. This week, Khloe Kardashian may or may not give a "shocking interview" about her relationship with Lamar Odom at some point in the nonexistent future;… Read… 9/18/13 3:51pm 9/18/13 3:51pm

Turnz out everyone's favorite shirtless chest Zac Efron did a stint in rehab five months ago, while filming the upcoming Seth Rogen comedy Neighbors. E! claims it was for drinking, while TMZ says it was molly and coke — and that earlier this year Efron and some friends went on a flop-sweaty rager and caused $50,000… Read… 9/18/13 9:00am 9/18/13 9:00am

Lest we think Justin Theroux is little more than a B-list actor completely devoid of personality, before he got together with the Ol' Ball and Chain Jennifer Aniston, he had a yen for old-timey STD wax figures, he told GQ. Read… 9/17/13 9:01am 9/17/13 9:01am

Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies. Read… 9/13/13 9:00am 9/13/13 9:00am

Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this. Read… 8/15/13 9:00am 8/15/13 9:00am

Kanye West's latest pipe dream is to reveal North's first baby photos in American Vogue. While 'Ye certainly has a better ratio of pipe dreams-turned-reality than the average person, it doesn't sound like it's gonna happen because Nuclear Wintour don't roll that way. Read… 8/13/13 9:00am 8/13/13 9:00am

Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance. Read… 7/23/13 9:00am 7/23/13 9:00am

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the… Read… 6/12/13 9:00am 6/12/13 9:00am

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Kristine Gutierrez heads to the newsstand and snaps up the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Then we dine on greasy, chain restaurant-style meals of All-American gossip. This week: Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow; Kim Kardashian is having… Read… 5/29/13 3:50pm 5/29/13 3:50pm

Amanda Bynes is threatening to sue In Touch for running "fake" photos of herself along with the exclusive interview she gave them: possibly part of a new game show called That's Not My Flophouse! Take my wife! Please! Read… 5/23/13 9:00am 5/23/13 9:00am

Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and spent at least $1 million on litigation — but they offered her a measly $5,000 and told her to do her damndest, says a… Read… 5/17/13 9:00am 5/17/13 9:00am

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning on opening up her own restaurant. Or at least that's what people are reporting even though it sounds like she just responded to someone's question of what kind of restaurant she would open if — hypothetically — that's something that were to happen. "I would make a Californian pop-up… Read… 5/13/13 4:45pm 5/13/13 4:45pm