Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp, and Paul Bettany made more of a splash playing "Never have I Ever" on The Ellen Degeneres Show than they did promoting their new movie Mortdecai, (but shouts to the film's trailer for that amazing nod to the time Dick Cheney's accidentally shot his friend while hunting.) Now, "Never have…
In the latest post at her really helpful and down-to-earth lifestyle site GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow suggested that we all make sex bark. What is sex bark? According to GOOP it's "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic dinner." For getting your Valentine's Day sexy on, duh. What are…
Via Glamour, we learn that Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed her greatest culinary mishap (so she says; this may be a false flag covering the tracks of an apocryphal formal gala dinner she once threw for 400 people who were all allergic to vegan and died) to Rachael Ray. The story is simple and harrowing: she made a meal…
Like a beautiful, insane phoenix that rises from the ashes of a crazy fire, Glee's Naya Rivera has returned to the set of The View to explain what she meant when she said that white people shower more than people of color.
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Gwyneth Paltrow, who probably karaokes with Beyoncé all the time since they're best friends, performed a few rap songs in the style of Broadway musicals, during a Wednesday night appearance on The Tonight Show.
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In today's Tweet Beat, Kristen Bell's Twitter was hacked and her response makes me want to be her friend, Gwyneth Paltrow undergoes a transformation and George and Barbara Bush are pretty cute.
Looks like Taylor Swift was up to her old dangerous tricks this holiday season and this time, the flaxen menace to society got her kicks by stalking fans, sending them packages and—in some cases—even following them to their own homes.
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Gwyneth Paltrow may have lost out on the job of her dreams aka blogging for Yahoo because CEO Marissa Mayer didn't like that Paltrow doesn't have a college degree.
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Marissa Mayer has been running Yahoo for more than two years now. And it's starting to look like she might be dancing on the edge of the glass cliff.
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Appearing on Live! with Kelly and Michael Wednesday morning to promote Into the Woods, Meryl Streep revealed that her Thanksgiving was chock full of excitement: her oven apparently "does not do it" so on this holiday, since she lives in the same building in New York City as Gwyneth Paltrow, Meryl popped over to use…
It's been exactly seven months since Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin used the most eye-rollingly absurd phrase "conscious uncoupling" to announce their split. And Paltrow has moved on with a new man—American Horror Story and Glee producer Brad Falchuk.
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Do you think you know how to feud with someone? You don't know shit.
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Gwyneth Paltrow and Greta Van Susteren are feuding, and you have to choose a side! Are you Team Gwyneth, Team Greta or Team Buying a Samurai Sword on eBay So You Can Fall on It and Never Have to Answer?
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Jay Z and Beyoncé might have a new duet album coming, capping off a stellar year as the Couple You Can’t Escape with their On The Run tour and divorce rumors. As a fan of Jay, Bey and Blue Ivy, I’ve got high hopes (and fantasies ... ) for their forthcoming project.
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BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow is self-aware enough to know you (and Martha) might not be that into her and she is okay with it enough to joke about it.
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Good news for Gwyneth: despite the reported financial issues plaguing her decorative napkin company, it's got a new CEO (who previously headed up Martha Stewart Living) and hot new plans for the New Year.
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The best chicken you will ever make is Gwyneth Paltrow's take on a Greek dish called chicken kapama, or braised cinnamon chicken.
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Next month, Her Grace the Duchess of Goop Gwyneth Paltrow will be hosting a fundraiser for the Democratic Party. Special guest: Barack Obama. Oh, Lord, to be a fly on those no-doubt very thoroughly scrubbed walls!
Holy shit it's the domestic sorceress shitshow-showdown we have all been waiting for. Martha Stewart the original lifestyle guru straight up called out Gwyneth Paltrow. This is gonna be good.
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Are you a person who has never had to do anything for herself and is just now discovering basic tenets of personal care? Is it a miracle that you haven't accidentally died by drowning in a bathtub or sink or chardonnay glass or accidentally nailing your head to a Christmas tree? Then you will find Goop's latest…
