Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to make this installment a little more interactive by using Kinja’s Q&A system to answer all of your most burning questions about this week’s hottest goss, which includes: Prince’s alleged suicide note, Gwen and Blake’s alleged wedding, Katie and Jamie’s alleged wedding, and
Police reports reveal that the late Michael Jackson amassed a collection of gruesome pornography and violent images, including “animal torture, S&M, and gore” at his Neverland Ranch.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Gabrielle Union is not pregnant, Ryan Seacrest lives a charmed life and Gwent Stefani Gwen Stefanis.
A man, a look: Pharrell attended Wednesday night’s Country Music Awards dressed in full hunting camo and white Tims, the former personally customized with his signature paintjob.
Tyga’s new bae Demi Rose, who appeared with the rapper at Cannes, has purportedly become the victim of identity theft.
“Put me out of my misery,” as a chorus, brings to mind merciful euthanization. But in Gwen Stefani’s estimation on “Misery,” a truly catchy song, it’s more like analogizing her lover’s bod to, like, methadone, insofar that she passionately informs him that he’s “like drugs! you’re like drugs! to me!”
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—a couple as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40—are busy promoting their
fake relationship
new duet “Go Ahead and Break My Heart” at various award shows—but are they also paying Instagram influencers to promote the love of “Gwake” on social media?
Let me begin this by making it clear that this is a twice-daily column meant to give readers a rundown of gossip being covered elsewhere, and that I seriously doubt Jenny Slate is pregnant with Chris Evans’s baby. Let me continue by suggesting that she might be.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are together, Tyra Banks discovers Catfish and Abigail Breslin swoops in with a word.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we discover a new magazine store within walking distance of our office (the old one was several stops away on a very annoying train), enter it, notice the magazines are all old, ask the friendly old man if this week’s tabs have come in, are told they’re in the back, and follow him to…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Ryan Seacrest’s life is doing a thing, Gwen Stefani is still flaunting that relationship and Chaka Khan remembers Prince.
In today’s Tweet Beat, celebrities vote, Gwen Stefani still likes that dude and Ice T is very happy.
When you’re the low-earner in a marriage, a very good way to guarantee finalizing a divorce without getting a lot of extra dough is to sign a prenup with your bread-winning partner. Another good way of achieving this is to have an affair with the nanny that your wife finds out about because you absentmindedly synced…
I’m just writing to let you know that a grandpa in overalls and a farmer’s hat took down a bunch of paparazzi outside of an LA club after photographers started shoving his granddaughters. It was all for the sake of an group selfie with Kylie Jenner, and the dude kept a cigarette in his mouth the entire time. Sentences…
Three’s a charm for Gwen: her third solo album, This Is What the Truth Feels Like, debuted at the top of the Billboard 200, making it her first number one solo project.
Dominic Monaghan, the one-time hobbit I’d most like to get second breakfast with, recently received a death threat via tweet from a purported “fan,” in which she alluded to the murder of former Beatle John Lennon.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we have a hard time deciding between a headline about the Duggars and a headline about Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx, but ultimately decide to give it to the Duggars because Katie and Jamie are boring as hell—secret wedding or not.
Welcome to Midweek Madness where we get a call from Us Weekly, are told to provide a list of 25 things people don’t know about us, and tell them our daughters’ favorite game is “Attack the Daddy.”
In today’s Tweet Beat, Jack Antonoff kinda loses it, Gwen Stefani lounges and Lin-Manuel Miranda geeks out.
