Drop What You're Doing and Watch Amber Heard and Johnny Depp's Groundbreaking New Short Film
Amber Heard is guilty.
Welcome to Flavortown: Man Seeks Woman for Guy Fieri Sexual Roleplay
There’s someone for everyone, even those of you dreaming of fucking a man pretending to be Guy Fieri in an Oakland apartment that he’s redesigned to look like a diner.
Guy Fieri Is Tired of Anthony Bourdain's Shit-Talking
When it comes to celebrity feuds, nothing beats the weird beef between Guy Fieri and Anthony Bourdain.
Chrissy Teigen Rides the Bus to Flavortown in Horrifying Guy Fieri Costume
Please do not panic, this is only a warning: Two days from now (the Friday before Halloween), Chrissy Teigen will appear on American television in a costume so horrifying that you may want to make sure your children are out of the room when you watch FABlife (your favorite afternoon show presented by Tyra Banks). No,…
Anthony Bourdain Asks 'How Does Guy Fieri De-Douche?'
In a new issue of Atlanta Magazine, Anthony Bourdain—always the most delightfully catty chef in the kitchen—shifted a conversation on fatherhood into a backhanded discussion about what can be done to help Food Network chef (and human embodiment of a Mountain Dew campaign) Guy Fieri overcome his overwhelming Guy…
Guy Fieri Officiates Mass Gay Wedding in Florida Flavortown
Terrible news: if you're half a gay couple looking to tie the knot in Miami, you just missed your chance to be joined in joyous matrimony by none other than Food Network personality Guy Fieri. The love boat has passed you by, my friend.
Guy Fieri Is Making Kale for Thanksgiving
In today's Tweet Beat, a Guy Fieri Thanksgiving special, Katy Perry continues to try very hard and I'm not so sure Nacy Pelosi understands what "good for you" means in this context.
Conan O'Brien Offers His Take on the Celebrity Nude Photo Hack
It's hard to make a good joke about a nauseatingly terrible thing.
Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a 52-oz Bloody Mary Garnished with Sausage
It appears that Guy Fieri, Clown Prince of Flavortown, is in the breakfast game now, and he's taken to it like a duck wearing backwards sunglasses riding a skateboard through a lake of flames. The menu at Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen & Grill includes "Dragon's Breath Chili Cornbread Benedict," "Chicken Fried Bacon…
Holy Crap, Guy Fieri's 'Cheesecake Challenge' Dessert Is Harrowing
The new menu of the Las Vegas restaurant belonging to celebrity douche-chef Guy Fieri has already made several heaving rounds on the internet, and while many have the courage to laugh at such offerings as pepperoni wrapped breadsticks known as Guy-talian Fondue Dippers, few have the courage to try them. And even fewer…
John Stamos and Kevin Spacey Inadvertently Pitch a Brilliant New Show
In today's Tweet Beat, Guy Fieri makes us ponder a world in which he and Matthew McConaughey are real brothers, Bette Midler is still recovering and John Stamos and Kevin Spacey could make magic together, if only they tried.
Shia LaBeouf Is No Longer Famous!
Retirement has not agreed with Even Stevens star Shia LaBeouf, who announced his exit from the world of arts and culture only two weeks ago due to completely valid and well-grounded criticism of his plagiarism and general skulduggery what he perceived to be vicious attacks on his artistic integrity. LaBeouf will soon…
Justin Bieber Secretly 'Cried His Eyes Out' After Macho Court Hearing
In his mugshot and in photographs from his Florida court appearance, Justin Bieber appeared to be unfazed by his brush with the law. But according to a source, after the hearing ended, Bieber cried and cried.
Guy Fieri Got in a Fist-Fight with His Hairdresser, Because Life Is Joy
Okay, first of all, aren't we all in a little bit of a fight with Guy Fieri's hairdresser? And second of all, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA. Apparently, in a car on the way home from the airport, the Mayor of Flavortown and his hairdresser Ariel Ramirez got drunk and started punching each other. Oh, also there's a…
Guy Fieri's New Menu Features His Big Balls Drenched in Cadillac Cream Sauce
Let this be a lesson to all of you — PURCHASE THOSE DOMAINS, PEOPLE. When you don't, you end up like Guy Fieri — serving your big balls with cadillac cream sauce. Many thanks to Bryan Mytko who bought the domain, and took it upon himself to put up this AMAZING new menu.
Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife…
Lack of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Resentful Monster
Obviously "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" is a very real menace—I've been storming around all morning because last night I had a dream that I got fat-shamed by Guy Fieri. (He was passing around "Guy's Bitchin' Pork Gelatin Garlic Fries" and he goes, "Here, Lindy, you look like you want the BIGGEST HONKER IN…
Maggie Gyllenhaal Gives Birth to Brooklyn's Newest Celebrity Baby
This month is drawing to a close, and yet another celebrity has given birth before Jessica Simpson. This time it's Maggie Gyllenhaal who, along with hubby Peter Sarsgaard, has welcomed a brand new baby girl. She was born on April 19th, but they've only just gotten around to telling the world.
Guy Fieri Will Ruin Your Super Bowl Party with Toilet Snacks
Last night's episode of SNL featured Channing Tatum getting all kinds of shirtless and Bobby Moynihan doing his awesome Guy Fieri impression on the Weekend Update. Hopefully you have some better snacks on your Super Bowl party menu, otherwise you'll be in danger of turning your "Super Bowl party into a Super Bowl…
Bethenny Being Sued For Skinnygirl Profits
Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her ex-manager, Doug Wald, who claims that he helped her make the deal to create the Skinnygirl cocktail brand — but was cut out of the profit share. According to this report, "Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was…
