Guy Fieri's New Menu Offers a 52-oz Bloody Mary Garnished with Sausage

It appears that Guy Fieri, Clown Prince of Flavortown, is in the breakfast game now, and he's taken to it like a duck wearing backwards sunglasses riding a skateboard through a lake of flames. The menu at Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen & Grill includes "Dragon's Breath Chili Cornbread Benedict," "Chicken Fried Bacon… » 8/01/14 8:30pm 8/01/14 8:30pm

Holy Crap, Guy Fieri's 'Cheesecake Challenge' Dessert Is Harrowing

The new menu of the Las Vegas restaurant belonging to celebrity douche-chef Guy Fieri has already made several heaving rounds on the internet, and while many have the courage to laugh at such offerings as pepperoni wrapped breadsticks known as Guy-talian Fondue Dippers, few have the courage to try them. And even fewer… » 6/27/14 3:15pm 6/27/14 3:15pm

Guy Fieri Got in a Fist-Fight with His Hairdresser, Because Life Is Joy

Okay, first of all, aren't we all in a little bit of a fight with Guy Fieri's hairdresser? And second of all, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA. Apparently, in a car on the way home from the airport, the Mayor of Flavortown and his hairdresser Ariel Ramirez got drunk and started punching each other. Oh, also there's a… » 10/30/13 8:00pm 10/30/13 8:00pm

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic

The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife » 2/06/13 9:00am 2/06/13 9:00am

Lack of Sleep Can Turn You Into a Resentful Monster

Obviously "waking up on the wrong side of the bed" is a very real menace—I've been storming around all morning because last night I had a dream that I got fat-shamed by Guy Fieri. (He was passing around "Guy's Bitchin' Pork Gelatin Garlic Fries" and he goes, "Here, Lindy, you look like you want the BIGGEST HONKER IN… » 1/21/13 2:00pm 1/21/13 2:00pm

Maggie Gyllenhaal Gives Birth to Brooklyn's Newest Celebrity Baby

This month is drawing to a close, and yet another celebrity has given birth before Jessica Simpson. This time it's Maggie Gyllenhaal who, along with hubby Peter Sarsgaard, has welcomed a brand new baby girl. She was born on April 19th, but they've only just gotten around to telling the world. » 4/30/12 8:00pm 4/30/12 8:00pm

Guy Fieri Will Ruin Your Super Bowl Party with Toilet Snacks

Last night's episode of SNL featured Channing Tatum getting all kinds of shirtless and Bobby Moynihan doing his awesome Guy Fieri impression on the Weekend Update. Hopefully you have some better snacks on your Super Bowl party menu, otherwise you'll be in danger of turning your "Super Bowl party into a Super Bowl… » 2/05/12 3:00pm 2/05/12 3:00pm

Bethenny Being Sued For Skinnygirl Profits

Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her ex-manager, Doug Wald, who claims that he helped her make the deal to create the Skinnygirl cocktail brand — but was cut out of the profit share. According to this report, "Wald says Frankel specifically sought out his advice because she thought the Skinnygirl cocktail was… » 5/12/11 9:00am 5/12/11 9:00am