Pol Who Felt Threatened By a Facebook DM Says His Opponent Shouldn't Overreact to 'Back Off Bitch' Graffiti 

Welcome to Big Time Small-Time Dicks, a regular column on The Slot that explores local politicians, small-town scandals, and everything else making life miserable on a local level. Know a small time person who is a big time dick we should feature? Email us. »11/02/15 1:16pm11/02/15 1:16pm

America: Where It's Okay to Regulate Women, But Not Guns

Will yesterday's tragic and terrible mass shooting in Washington DC finally jolt elected officials to pull their heads out of their holsters and start considering some real gun control like human beings with feelings that extend beyond a desire to secure the AK-fellating firearm hoarder vote? To answer my own… »9/17/13 3:40pm9/17/13 3:40pm

NRA Awards Membership to 8-Year-Old Who Made Gun-Shaped Pop Tart

How are things over in NRA-world, a mystical place in which logic runs backwards and the guns are as plentiful as the countless billowing American flags? Oh, about the same as usual — the gun bras are dangling off of clotheslines, the sound of delighted laughter is mingling with the ricochets of bullets at target… »5/31/13 12:45pm5/31/13 12:45pm