Guinness is pulling out of its sponsorship of the New York City St. Patrick's Day Parade over a rule that prohibits LGBT organizations from participation.

805 people got together in Florida to shed their clothes and take a dip in the water to break the Guinness World Record for the most people naked at once and swimming together in a non-sexual (?) manner. I'm kinda grossed out by all those bodily fluids seeping into orifices (sorry) but then again, I'm a never-nude…

New Orleans' Bounce Queen Big Freedia is taking it to New York City's Herald Square to attempt to set the Guinness World Record for "most people twerking simultaneously."

In 1995, Ogilvy & Mather's London arm made this Guinness commercial that, sadly, was never to air. Thanks to the internet, however, you can enjoy the awesome butt-cuts that dominated men's heads in the 90s, as well as a sweetly rushed good-bye kiss shared between lovers who really ought to start cleaning up after…

A woman in China will be getting quite a good arm workout while caring for her newborn son. He was born this past weekend and weighed in at a hearty 15.52 pounds. That is a lot of baby. His mother, a 29-year-old woman from the Henan province, gave birth to him via C-section, which is probably a good thing in terms of…

Have you noticed the atmosphere has felt a little changed in the past few days, that things seem to have shifted somehow, but you can't quite put your finger on what's different? Well, here's your answer: the world has a new shortest woman! That's right, Jyoti Amge, of Nagpur, India, was given the honor on Friday—her…

Rebecca Mead's profile of Daphne Guinness from this week's New Yorker aims to explain the nature of the heiress/fashion star's appeal. And just what it is that she does all day.

[U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama drink Guinness beer as they meet with local residents at Ollie Hayes pub in Moneygall, Ireland, the ancestral homeland of his great-great-great grandfather, Monday, May 23, 2011. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak) Images via AP.]

Rosie, a 54-year-old British donkey, may have broken the Guinness World Record for oldest donkey. Her secret? Drinking a cup of Guinness every day. "That's mixed in with her food, she's not a boozer," says her owner. [The Mirror]

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Several commenters sent us the link to this Guinness beer commercial, which, in addition to being offensive in the way it objectifies women, raises more questions than it answers. You will hope the short, wordless film is a joke; evidence that it is not will make you reconsider ever drinking Guinness. Click to view…