A Definitive Guide to All the Best and Worst New Fall TV Shows

It’s mad early in the year to be thinking about fall TV, I know. But the whole point of May Upfronts—where networks preview their upcoming programs—is for advertisers and critics (and all you lowly viewers) to get a taste of the best and trashiest shows guaranteed to be on television for decades. »5/20/15 11:50am5/20/15 11:50am

​The Reluctant Man's Guide To Shaving Your Legs

Though it may be hard to picture, there may come a day when you will have to shave your hairy, manly legs. Maybe you want to see if you can cut some time off your 200m breaststroke. Maybe all your serious cycling buddies are doing it. Maybe you want to look especially fabulous for your company's annual drag cabaret.… »1/16/15 11:25am1/16/15 11:25am

The Supervillain's Guide To Fashion (And World Domination)

Being a supervillain is hard. You've got to have a plan for ultimate power, gather an army/cabal of geniuses, and find time to taunt your goody-goody nemesis. Plus, it is imperative that your outfit accurately telegraph your power. We've put together an easy-to-follow guide for the supervillain fashion victim. »10/03/14 3:20pm10/03/14 3:20pm

A Complete Guide to All the Kinds of Racist Southerners

In a lot of commentary over the Paula Deen workplace harassment suit, I've noticed a common refrain: Why is anyone surprised that Paula Deen is racist? She's an old white lady from the South! The assumption that the South is full of racist people like her is insulting to all the people from Dixie who managed to grow… »6/22/13 4:30pm6/22/13 4:30pm

How to Survive the Demise of Your Favorite Celebrity Couple

It's been less than 24 hours since Amy Poehler and Will Arnett announced their separation, leaving the entire internet to collapse in a teary heap. And why shouldn't we cry? This isn't Katy Perry and Russell Brand that we're talking about here (though that was also very, very sad) — it's our favorite celebrity couple,… »9/07/12 6:00pm9/07/12 6:00pm