For Barack Obama, The Party's Never Really Getting Started

  • For those of you expecting a week-long party to start off the Obama Administration, prepare to be disappointed. There will be one public event welcoming you to D.C. on Sunday afternoon. Monday will be a day of community service, and the Inauguration will occur on Tuesday out in the cold, followed by formal balls…
  • » 12/10/08 6:30pm 12/10/08 6:30pm

Obama Talking, But Still Not Saying Much

  • Barack Obama and John McCain met this afternoon in which they talked about combating government waste and bitter partisanship and took some pretty, pretty pictures for us peons. [Washington Post]
  • Vetting Bill Clinton's sketchy dealings in Central Asia and the donor list for his library might well cost Hillary Clinton…
  • » 11/17/08 6:30pm 11/17/08 6:30pm

Assassination, Impeachment and Prison Sentences

  • Raymond Hunter Geisel (no relation to the awesomest Geisel ever) was arrested in Florida today for threatening to assassinate Barack Obama. One nutjob down, too many to go. [Politico]
  • A President is going to get impeached! No, not ours. Pakistan's own Uncle Pervy. [HuffPo]
  • Salim Hamdan, convicted earlier this week of…
  • » 8/07/08 6:30pm 8/07/08 6:30pm

Staledating: Or, How Dating Can Be Almost As Fun As Getting Waterboarded!

Staledating. This is what happens when the entire non-courtship feels like amicable divorce. Or, let's get serious, Guantanamo. He is the interrogator and you are Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and society has implicated you in the hijacking death of its high school girlfriend and his high school girlfriend was hijacked by… » 6/05/08 12:00pm 6/05/08 12:00pm