Mos Def Gets Force-Fed Like a Guantánamo Detainee
Warning: some viewers may find this video disturbing.
Nancy Pelosi Gives Tortured Explanation of Torture Knowledge
For Barack Obama, The Party's Never Really Getting Started
Musicians like Trent Reznor were horrified to learn that their music is being used to torture detainees at the prison at Guantanamo Bay. Everything from Reznor's "March of the Pigs" to Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" to to Queen's "We Will Rock You" to Bob Singleton's "I Love You" (from Barney) is being used to try to…
Obama Talking, But Still Not Saying Much
Assassination, Impeachment and Prison Sentences
"Maybe That's A Way Of Killing 'Em…"
So, despite "escalating tensions" between our country and The Iran, trade between the two nations is on the up and up, according to a new analysis that shows that, among other things, the Iranians have invested in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of American "aircraft launching gear" and "military rifles".…
Staledating: Or, How Dating Can Be Almost As Fun As Getting Waterboarded!
Staledating. This is what happens when the entire non-courtship feels like amicable divorce. Or, let's get serious, Guantanamo. He is the interrogator and you are Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and society has implicated you in the hijacking death of its high school girlfriend and his high school girlfriend was hijacked by…
Harold & Kumar Get Bongwaterboarded!
Hey guys! Happy holiday we're not observing! Did you know Kumar from Harold & Kumar is an Obama supporter? Then you also probably knew Harold & Kumar are going to Guantanamo Bay this spring, just three days after the Pennsylvania primaries! Apparently the air marshals confuse "bong" with "bomb" and...get served…
