Mos Def Gets Force-Fed Like a Guantánamo Detainee
Warning: some viewers may find this video disturbing.
Nancy Pelosi Gives Tortured Explanation of Torture Knowledge
- Nancy Pelosi admits she knew about waterboarding, but says her job was to get Democrats elected... and accused the CIA of lying to her. [Washington Post]
For Barack Obama, The Party's Never Really Getting Started
- For those of you expecting a week-long party to start off the Obama Administration, prepare to be disappointed. There will be one public event welcoming you to D.C. on Sunday afternoon. Monday will be a day of community service, and the Inauguration will occur on Tuesday out in the cold, followed by formal balls…
Musicians like Trent Reznor were horrified to learn that their music is being used to torture detainees at the prison at Guantanamo Bay. Everything from Reznor's "March of the Pigs" to Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" to to Queen's "We Will Rock You" to Bob Singleton's "I Love You" (from Barney) is being used to try to convince…
Obama Talking, But Still Not Saying Much
- Barack Obama and John McCain met this afternoon in which they talked about combating government waste and bitter partisanship and took some pretty, pretty pictures for us peons. [Washington Post]
- Vetting Bill Clinton's sketchy dealings in Central Asia and the donor list for his library might well cost Hillary…
Assassination, Impeachment and Prison Sentences
- Raymond Hunter Geisel (no relation to the awesomest Geisel ever) was arrested in Florida today for threatening to assassinate Barack Obama. One nutjob down, too many to go. [Politico]
- A President is going to get impeached! No, not ours. Pakistan's own Uncle Pervy. [HuffPo]
- Salim Hamdan, convicted earlier this week…
"Maybe That's A Way Of Killing 'Em…"
So, despite "escalating tensions" between our country and The Iran, trade between the two nations is on the up and up, according to a new analysis that shows that, among other things, the Iranians have invested in hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of American "aircraft launching gear" and "military rifles". (Also, bras. …
Staledating: Or, How Dating Can Be Almost As Fun As Getting…
Staledating. This is what happens when the entire non-courtship feels like amicable divorce. Or, let's get serious, Guantanamo. He is the interrogator and you are Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and society has implicated you in the hijacking death of its high school girlfriend and his high school girlfriend was hijacked by…
Harold & Kumar Get Bongwaterboarded!
Hey guys! Happy holiday we're not observing! Did you know Kumar from Harold & Kumar is an Obama supporter? Then you also probably knew Harold & Kumar are going to Guantanamo Bay this spring, just three days after the Pennsylvania primaries! Apparently the air marshals confuse "bong" with "bomb" and...get served burgers made…