Guantanamo Detainee Uses Hobby Lobby Ruling to Refuse Female Guards

In yet another repurposing of June's Hobby Lobby ruling, Guantanamo detainee Walid Bin Attash is using the Supreme Court's decision to refuse female escorts within the prison. Bin Attash's decision to stay within his cell rather than be led by women guards to his counsel meetings could have unforeseen effects on his… » 10/22/14 7:10pm 10/22/14 7:10pm

Dick Cheney Sez: "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

Sarah Palin's Luxury Clothes Ruled Totally Legit

Leona Helmsley's Dog May Not Talk, But He Can Sort Of Explain The…

Today's evidence the economy is going straight to the Inferno: 600 Starbucks stores are closing, which will leave a gaping hole in the anchor of countless strip malls and exurban power centers. Oil prices have sunk car sales and rentals to historic lows, and the fact no one is traveling anymore has left casinos » 7/02/08 10:00am 7/02/08 10:00am

Beaver, Trollops and Drinking, Oh My!

Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This But Please God Only Like 200 More…

God, where to begin today. Maybe with the fact that while your mortgage payment was tripling, Goldman Sachs's earnings fell a whole entire 11% ?? Or like, while the Justice Department was systematically sacking any and all prosecutors whose decisions on things like habeas corpus and torture and crap fell anywhere to… » 6/17/08 10:00am 6/17/08 10:00am

World Mourns Tim Russert, Oil Prices

It was a bittersweet Father's Day, what with the untimely death of Tim Russert, who always reminded me of my own dad, who incidentally attended the War College, where one John McCain penned a thesis in 1974 that was just unearthed and scrutinized by the New York Times to remind us how this rabid ideologue once had… » 6/16/08 10:00am 6/16/08 10:00am

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Hates His Nose In This Picture

Is Anna Wintour Taking Money From Charity To Pay Amy Linehouse?

The Beauty Of War

Lush is trying to start a revolution in the bath: They're calling their latest fizzing bath product a "ballistic," and have named the product Guantanamo Garden. "When immersed in water, each product releases a photograph of Sami Al Haj or Binyam Mohamed, who are prisoners at Guantanamo, and information on how to learn… » 3/14/08 1:45pm 3/14/08 1:45pm

Holy Itshay, What Is That Big Black Man Doing On The Cover Of Vogue?!

Broke Hillary Fires Loyal Hill Force One Captain Patti Solis Doyle

Oh Patti Solis Doyle, we hardly knew ya! Maybe it is just that you resemble Rachael Ray, but even though your job running the Clinton campaign was surely tortuous, you always seemed so sunny and approachable. Unlike your boss's husband, we really did have a soft spot for you. But while you were masterminding such… » 2/11/08 10:00am 2/11/08 10:00am

Fergie's Bodily Functions Strike Again