​No, Grumpy Cat Is Not Worth $100 Million 

When news hit yesterday, that Tardar Sauce, better known as Grumpy Cat has allegedly raked in approximately $100 million, one could almost hear a chorus of barely employed twenty-somethings sighing, "Welp." Turns out $100 million was an inaccurate estimation, but let's be real. Grumpy Cat is definitely worth more… » 12/08/14 11:50am 12/08/14 11:50am

I Met Grumpy Cat and It Was Fucking Abysmal

Before last Thursday, I had no idea that Grumpy Cat was coming to San Francisco. And if someone had told me that less than 24 hours after learning about her impending arrival I would be in a conference room trying to ask her questions and sweating profusely, I wouldn't have believed it. I would have also been wrong. » 11/29/14 4:00pm 11/29/14 4:00pm

Grumpy Cat Christmas Movie Comes With Grumpy Cat Christmas Songs

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever is coming, and there's nothing your or I or the Humane Society can do about it. With it comes an entire soundtrack of holiday songs, curated by Lifetime, available now from iTunes. God bless. » 11/21/14 12:50pm 11/21/14 12:50pm

Watch the Trailer for Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever

When we learned that Aubrey Plaza would be providing the voice for the title character in Lifetime's upcoming movie Grumpy Cat's Worst Christamas Ever, it seemed to good to be true. If you're into that sort of thing. Now the trailer is here, and it's pretty much everything you'd expect it to be! » 11/01/14 3:30pm 11/01/14 3:30pm

Perfection in Casting: Aubrey Plaza Will Voice Grumpy Cat

In a casting move that few will question, Aubrey Plaza will voice Grumpy Cat for the Lifetime movie Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever. » 9/18/14 10:30am 9/18/14 10:30am

Meet the Man Who Made Grumpy Cat a Millionaire

Within her first year as an Internet celebrity, Grumpy Cat earned an estimated $1 million in appearances, endorsements and a movie deal. Her manager Ben Lashes—a musician turned meme manager—takes a 20 percent cut. » 6/06/14 2:00pm 6/06/14 2:00pm

Cat Videos Are Basically an Industry Now

You're not imagining it. We're not only living in the age of the superstar Internet cat, but people are actually banking on this creative flowering as a real business opportunity. There's gold in them there cats! » 3/21/14 4:15pm 3/21/14 4:15pm

OMG Grumpy Cat's Doppelgänger Is Up for Adoption

OK, they're not EXACTLY twins, but it's close enough. He's more like Grumpy Cat's gently disapproving younger brother, and I need him. You need him. We all need him! » 12/16/13 11:30pm 12/16/13 11:30pm

Grumpy Cat as Disney Princesses Is the New End of the Internet

I know I say with every "Disney As" thing that we've reached the end of the Internet, but I mean it this time. Just take your computer and throw it into traffic and then run outside and stomp and fart on it, because THE DISHES ARE DONE, MAN. » 11/06/13 11:30pm 11/06/13 11:30pm

NIPPLE NEWS: Grumpy Cat Pasties are a thing

Do you ever feel like Grumpy Cat conquered the virtual world and, hey, has also become popular offline (with Grumpy Cat iphone cases, pillows, and everything else in this Buzzfeed article) but there's still one realm without her famous pout? Have you had to settle for using Grumpy Cat stickers to shield your nipples… » 10/15/13 11:05am 10/15/13 11:05am

Hollywood Is All About the ‘Power Puss’ Right Now

This is a good news bad news scenario, so we’ll start with the bad news. No, “power puss” is not some glib epithet created by a secretly misogynistic male entertainment reporter to describe female power players in Hollywood, so this post has no good news to report about the glaring disparity between male and female… » 7/13/13 1:00pm 7/13/13 1:00pm

Grumpy Cat Gets a Movie Deal, Is Still Pissed

Grumpy Cat, a cat famous for having a constant look of disgust on her face and yes it's 2013 and this is what fame is like in the future, has been tapped to star in a "Garfield-like feature film." The movie will co-star Jack Black and Will Ferrell, and is considered a top priority at New Line Cinema. You cannot make… » 5/30/13 9:30am 5/30/13 9:30am

NOO: TIME's Grumpy Cat Photo Shoot Copycatted Bullett's Lil Bub Photo…

Before this happened today and quickly because The Greatest Feud of Our Time, Tardar "Grumpy Cat" Sauce (right) and happy mutated accident Lil Bub (left) have been able to co-exist as two very different ridiculous Internet time-wasters for everyone to enjoy. » 3/30/13 4:45pm 3/30/13 4:45pm

Selena Gomez's Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses

On a scale of 1 to Daddy Issues, Selena Gomez ranks among Sylvia Plath, Angelina Jolie and the daughter of the Dos Equis guy, if he has one. Not to mention, let's be honest, most of us. » 3/08/13 9:00am 3/08/13 9:00am

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