​No, Grumpy Cat Is Not Worth $100 Million 

When news hit yesterday, that Tardar Sauce, better known as Grumpy Cat has allegedly raked in approximately $100 million, one could almost hear a chorus of barely employed twenty-somethings sighing, "Welp." Turns out $100 million was an inaccurate estimation, but let's be real. Grumpy Cat is definitely worth more than… » 12/08/14 11:50am 12/08/14 11:50am

I Met Grumpy Cat and It Was Fucking Abysmal

Before last Thursday, I had no idea that Grumpy Cat was coming to San Francisco. And if someone had told me that less than 24 hours after learning about her impending arrival I would be in a conference room trying to ask her questions and sweating profusely, I wouldn't have believed it. I would have also been wrong. » 11/29/14 4:00pm 11/29/14 4:00pm

NIPPLE NEWS: Grumpy Cat Pasties are a thing

Do you ever feel like Grumpy Cat conquered the virtual world and, hey, has also become popular offline (with Grumpy Cat iphone cases, pillows, and everything else in this Buzzfeed article) but there's still one realm without her famous pout? Have you had to settle for using Grumpy Cat stickers to shield your nipples… » 10/15/13 11:05am 10/15/13 11:05am

Hollywood Is All About the ‘Power Puss’ Right Now

This is a good news bad news scenario, so we’ll start with the bad news. No, “power puss” is not some glib epithet created by a secretly misogynistic male entertainment reporter to describe female power players in Hollywood, so this post has no good news to report about the glaring disparity between male and female… » 7/13/13 1:00pm 7/13/13 1:00pm

Grumpy Cat Gets a Movie Deal, Is Still Pissed

Grumpy Cat, a cat famous for having a constant look of disgust on her face and yes it's 2013 and this is what fame is like in the future, has been tapped to star in a "Garfield-like feature film." The movie will co-star Jack Black and Will Ferrell, and is considered a top priority at New Line Cinema. You cannot make… » 5/30/13 9:30am 5/30/13 9:30am