What’s a modern man to do when he wants to look like a hipster asshole but don’t want to risk hair loss and scarring? Got it: Groupon has a $9.99 clip-on bun that won’t break the bank or fuck with your hairline any further than your bad genes already have.
A beauty shop in Georgia is practically giving away Brazilian butt lifts, for $98 on Groupon. It’s a good deal if you don’t mind your butt possibly falling off.
Hello all you devout seekers of shade-justice, Shade Court is back in session. Your honor had to take a brief recess because dealing with all these affronts to the sanctity of shade is hard on a girl. I would apologize for my absence, but it is my supreme belief that no one should ever apologize for lying on a beach.…
If you filed on time, you should have gotten your tax return by now, and what better way to spend it than on an all-inclusive trip to New York City to spend time with your favorite domestic goddess, she of the is-it-shaved-is-it-au-naturel ladybush Gwyneth Paltrow? Groupon: making your big goop dreams happen.
Ladies, we must be vigilant. Groupon has recently announced they are canceling their gun deals. The inevitable question is what will they come for next? Our God-given right to the Brazilian bikini wax. Not on my watch, they won't. Not on my watch.
These days there's a discount to be found for just about any service, so perhaps we should not be surprised that Groupon has started offering a deal in New York City to name your baby for you. True, this is likely a Father's Day PR stunt, but still it's fun to consider the possibility of paying them to decide your…
Creepiness isn't usually the first thing most people look for in a Groupon deal, but the company must have been trying to get people to broaden their horizons when they decided to partner with a group selling tours of the places serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer did his morbid work in Milwaukee. The text of the deal…
What do you get when you cross the The Social Network with the story of Groupon's downfall? Apparently, this. All joking aside, we know how addicting couponing can be. This sordid tale of selling ones soul all for the sake of a discount is both comical and a harrowing cautionary tale. (Note to self: start filtering…
"Guns, abortion and Donald Trump: Three topics so controversial that Groupon doesn't want its brand anywhere near them," declares CNN Money. Not exactly.
In the wake of this year's mostly craptastic round of Super Bowl ads, companies would like you to know that 1) They are smarter and more ironic than you and/or 2) Their external ethnic advisory board told them they're not racist. Oh, never mind then.
Websites like Groupon.com have offered consumers unprecedented, exciting access to flash deals that must be purchased without much time to mull over their usefulness. And now we're all addicted to bargains.
