The Va J-J Visor Is a Safety Hat For Your Clitoris

Here's my conflicted train of thought re: the Va j-j visor, a "a revolutionary, patent pending, disposable shield designed to help protect a woman's inner vulva area (inner labia, clitoris, and vaginal opening)" while removing pubes that's "soft and flexible and will naturally fit to the shape of your body, while… » 8/12/13 5:00pm 8/12/13 5:00pm

How Carrie Bradshaw Eradicated Pubic Lice All By Herself

Crafting press releases is difficult, thankless work that often relies on flimsy pop culture references or outrageous sensationalism to grab attention. In the case of a recent press release from the British Association of Dermatologists suggesting that Carrie Bradshaw’s adventures in pube grooming have all but made… » 7/07/13 2:00pm 7/07/13 2:00pm

Kate Upton Tells Gillette’s Razor Bro That She Prefers Her Men Hairless…

"Ah, the age-old question," intones Gillete's Winklevoss-esque razor pitchman as he strolls up to none other than KATE UPTON!!! at a poolside cocktail party that threatens, at any moment, to turn into a Roman orgy. Well, what is it that women want, Gillette? What do Kate Upton, Hannah Simone, and Genesis Rodriguez… » 3/26/13 12:10pm 3/26/13 12:10pm

A Cost/Benefit Analysis of Modern 'Womanhood'

We know that in order to be female on this earth, we spend way more money than men to live because we live a few years longer, get paid less and spend more on healthcare, to the tune of $849,000 over a lifetime. But what about the softer costs of lady-ness? In order to just be considered feminine, there's a whole… » 3/03/13 12:05pm 3/03/13 12:05pm

Ambitious DIY Pube Grooming Could Land You in the ER

People are apparently awful at removing their own pubic hair. Maybe because it's so hard to get a good angle for a decent view down there? Whatever the case, a new study shows that the number of pubic hair grooming-related emergency room visits have increased five times over between 2002 and 2010. » 2/08/13 11:50am 2/08/13 11:50am

A Hairless Vag May Be Hazardous For Your Health

The concept of pubic landscaping is ubiquitous at this point — even men are getting (gag) "boyzillians" — but there are also signs that au naturel pubes are coming back in fashion. Maybe that's because the fear that others won't be sexually attracted to you if your vagina doesn't look like a twelve-year-old's kind of… » 8/10/12 1:00pm 8/10/12 1:00pm

To Quicken the Demise of Humanity, Try Giving Your Dog a Temporary…

People are pretty awful, but pets are so great, right? They have fur to keep them warm and make them extra cuddly. They have those sweet little faces and charming personalities to make us fall in love with them and keep feeding them. And they, for reasons which have never been less clear, love us unconditionally, no… » 5/07/12 10:25am 5/07/12 10:25am

Men Are Getting Bikini Waxes. Our Work Here Is Done.

Since the dawn of metrosexuality and the entrance of manscaping as a legitimate term in our language, this moment has been inevitable. Guys getting waxed "down there" has finally become a trend, and business is booming as men discover the joys of having hot wax swabbed all over your genitals and the subsequent rush of… » 4/11/12 10:40am 4/11/12 10:40am

Male Athletes Discover the Delightful World of Pedicures

Isn't it always so positively charming when manly men decide to do girly things, like take ballet or get man-icures? It's just so cheek-pinchingly adorable how they go to great lengths to justify it as somehow for their health, rather than because it's fun or relaxing—because only women would be so frivolous as to do… » 4/09/12 9:30am 4/09/12 9:30am

Disneyland to Be Overrun by Terrifying Goatees, Mustaches, Beards

Who says Disney isn't a hip company? Yesterday they announced that they are totally going to chill out and let employees of their amusement parks have beards and goatees. This loosening of their notoriously strict grooming regulations comes as welcome news to Disney's cast members, as they call their employees. As one… » 1/24/12 9:30am 1/24/12 9:30am

Eyebrow-Shaping Is Pressing Issue For Today's Troops

Eyebrow-plucking and threading are gaining favor among today's soldiers, but not everyone is happy about the new trend. A 2007 Marine Corps regulation states, "excessive plucking or removal of eyebrows is not authorized, except for medical reasons." And Lt. Col. Jerry Turner says, "I don't get it, I just don't get it.… » 10/17/11 11:50am 10/17/11 11:50am