Asshole Writer Feels So Many Things About Overweight Women in the Grocery Store

The grocery store is one of those public spaces that should be judgmentally sacred, where people can feel absolutely free to show up appearing harried, underdressed, or angrier than a bee trapped in some asshole's bonnet without fear that the saucer-eyed fellow comparing brands of smoked salmon is taking mental notes… »10/02/12 6:00pm10/02/12 6:00pm


Grocery Store's 'Man Aisle' Exactly What It Sounds Like

According to an ESPN study, 31 percent of men are now shopping for their families, as opposed to only 14 percent in the 1980s. BUT HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!?!? Everyone knows dudes are bumbling idiots who can't handle the arduous horrors of the grocery store. That's why Westside Market NYC launched Manhattan's first "man… »7/26/12 11:20am7/26/12 11:20am

Scary New Machine Scans Your Face And Decides Whether To Give You A Treat

If you're one of those people who can make a meal of walking around the grocery store snagging free samples, there's a new machine that is poised to ruin your dinner for the foreseeable future. It's a robot called the "iSample Experience" that was developed by Kraft Foods, in conjunction with Intel Corp., and it is… »12/28/11 5:00pm12/28/11 5:00pm