Whole Foods Is Opening a Lower Cost Store Just For Poors
Great news for those who love to eat but refuse to pay for Whole Foods’ offerings: the company is preparing to launch a line of non-Whole-Foods-branded markets for poor people.
Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Whole Foods
In an effort to cash in on our nation's current hunger for "organic" foods, Wal-Mart is launching an extensive new line of organic products. The Wild Oats line (itself a former Whole Foods brand) will retail for about 25% less than equivalent products at more established organic grocery stores.
L.A., Soon to Be Drowning in Dog Poop, Bans Plastic Grocery Bags
Today marks a dark day in the annals of people who refuse to pick up after their dogs (or tethered goats — whatever you're into): Los Angeles has, with the New Year, instituted a ban on plastic grocery bags, meaning that L.A.-area residents will have to either provide their own bags or pay an extra ten cents for each…
Men Who Buy Groceries Are Called Manfluencers Because Fuck Words
In recent years, marketers have noticed a strange, unnatural trend among American men. Normally doing man things like chopping down trees, climbing ropes, and carrying 100 lbs of bison meat back to the wagon, thanks to the MANCESSION, The American Men have been doing other things like purchase goods and services. …
Wonderful Wendell Pierce Opens Grocery Stores in New Orleans Food Deserts
Wendell Pierce, AKA the bunk, AKA the best actor and possibly best person alive, launched Sterling Farms, a chain of grocery and convenience stores in the food deserts of his hometown of New Orleans.
Americans Will Pay More for a Flour Wrap Than for a Tortilla
Despite the fact that they're naturally mortal enemies, wraps and burritos have a lot more in common than enthusiasts of either would probably care admit. Sure, wraps are the thing you eat when you're forced to go to Subway and don't have the stomach for one of their sandwiches and burritos are the thing that makes…
"Secrets" Of Marilyn Monroe's Grocery Lists Not That Secret
Poor Marilyn Monroe. Someone's discovered grocery receipts from shortly before she died and now some writer's using these perfectly innocuous documents to discover the "secrets" of her soul and figure. Remind us never to die!
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Not shockingly,
coupon clipping is on the rise. While the popularity of coupons had declined steadily since a peak in 1992, when nearly 8 billion were redeemed for nearly $5 billion in savings, high food prices and a tough economy have helped them stage a comeback. What's more, you don't even need to snip: a battery…
Law & Order Makes Viewers Hungry • Severe Gender Wage Gap Exists In Brazil
People who watch crime shows like
Law & Order and on groceries, according to a new study. Brutal TV homicides: making us hungry! • Do you want a crush to fall head-over-heels for you? Take them him or her a . • Diane Webber, the model/actress who starred in the 1962 film , at the age of 76. RIP. • Animals get . (In…
Marcia Cross Holds Up The Line
[Brentwood, CA; March 16. Image via Splash.]
