Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Whole Foods

In an effort to cash in on our nation's current hunger for "organic" foods, Wal-Mart is launching an extensive new line of organic products. The Wild Oats line (itself a former Whole Foods brand) will retail for about 25% less than equivalent products at more established organic grocery stores. » 4/10/14 3:45pm 4/10/14 3:45pm

L.A., Soon to Be Drowning in Dog Poop, Bans Plastic Grocery Bags

Today marks a dark day in the annals of people who refuse to pick up after their dogs (or tethered goats — whatever you're into): Los Angeles has, with the New Year, instituted a ban on plastic grocery bags, meaning that L.A.-area residents will have to either provide their own bags or pay an extra ten cents for each… » 1/01/14 4:00pm 1/01/14 4:00pm

Men Who Buy Groceries Are Called Manfluencers Because Fuck Words

In recent years, marketers have noticed a strange, unnatural trend among American men. Normally doing man things like chopping down trees, climbing ropes, and carrying 100 lbs of bison meat back to the wagon, thanks to the MANCESSION, The American Men have been doing other things like purchase goods and services. » 10/24/13 2:30pm 10/24/13 2:30pm

Americans Will Pay More for a Flour Wrap Than for a Tortilla

Despite the fact that they're naturally mortal enemies, wraps and burritos have a lot more in common than enthusiasts of either would probably care admit. Sure, wraps are the thing you eat when you're forced to go to Subway and don't have the stomach for one of their sandwiches and burritos are the thing that makes… » 8/09/12 3:40pm 8/09/12 3:40pm

Law & Order Makes Viewers Hungry • Severe Gender Wage Gap Exists In…

People who watch crime shows like Law & Order » 9/09/08 5:40pm 9/09/08 5:40pm and on groceries, according to a new study. Brutal TV homicides: making us hungry! • Do you want a crush to fall head-over-heels for you? Take them him or her a . • Diane Webber, the model/actress who starred in the 1962 film , at the age of 76. RIP. • Animals get .…