Jon Stewart's Megyn Kelly Takedown Is So, So Good

Fox News sure is determined to fight this War on Christmas, huh? Currently on the front lines, we have Gretchen Carlson who is just furious about a Festivus pole that's on display at the Florida State Capitol (as someone whose non-religious family never really celebrated Christmas when I was growing up, I am thrilled… » 12/13/13 11:30am 12/13/13 11:30am

Gretchen Carlson Takes Off Her Makeup Because Female Empowerment

Calling it a "cable news first," Gretchen Carlson hosted a segment of her Fox News show The Real Story completely "sans makeup" on Friday. Carlson used her raw face as a teachable moment for all those young girls out there who were definitely at home watching at 2 pm EST on a weekday about the importance of valuing… » 10/11/13 7:15pm 10/11/13 7:15pm

Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox & Friends, or Any Other News Show Really

Apparently, if you're a female host of Fox & Friends, you're not supposed to wear pants. That's according to Gretchen Carlson, who has been newly crowned with her own primetime show on Fox News but spent years in the trenches of the network with a regular class of brilliants who did get to wear pants. But is Fox… » 9/20/13 10:20am 9/20/13 10:20am

Fox & Friends Co-Host Says They Hire Women By Looking At Victoria's…

Brian Kilmeade, Fox & Friends co-host, heteronormative and mysogynist cheerleader and generally crepuscular example of human bigotry, has done it again. Yesterday on Kilmeade & Friends, in response to a caller's compliment to weekend co-host Alisyn Camerota, Kilmeade joked on-air that Fox hires female co-hosts by… » 11/17/12 3:30pm 11/17/12 3:30pm

Fake ‘Former Obama Supporter’ Pranks Gretchen Carlson, Proves That Fox…

A Fox & Friends "interview" that quickly turned into a reverse-engineered mutation of Between Two Ferns has highlighted a notable, if obvious, shortcoming with the Fox News network: it isn't big on what elitist intellectuals from the Northeast would call "research," but what the producers at Fox call "uggggggghhhhh." » 9/17/12 9:15pm 9/17/12 9:15pm

Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack…

You know what isn't hilarious? Boring-ass jokes that have been beaten to death, revived, and then beaten to death again, ad infinitum, over the course of decades. And it's extra not-hilarious when the joke teller thinks he's the funniest, most interesting, most spectacular orgasm of awesomeness to walk the face of… » 6/14/12 6:45pm 6/14/12 6:45pm

Fox News Anchor Is Shocked When Fox News Poll Says Obama Will Win In…

As hard as they might try to bend the facts (or just plain make them up), sometimes even Fox News anchors must contend with the harsh reality that not everyone thinks Barack Obama is an evil socialist. But somebody forgot to tell Gretchen Carlson that, and she got the shock of a lifetime when she learned that a poll… » 12/11/11 4:35pm 12/11/11 4:35pm

Of Course Michele Bachmann Used to Babysit Fox News' Gretchen Carlson

Friend of Fox Michele Bachmann appeared on Fox & Friends with two angry dudes and one shouting woman this morning to gnaw on her r sounds and promote her new book. During the interview, it was revealed that Bachmann worked as a babysitter when she was a teenager, and that one of her charges was none other than… » 11/22/11 2:40pm 11/22/11 2:40pm

Faces Of Miss America

The vitally important Miss America pageant happened in Vegas yesterday, and its sequined formal pantsuits, vacant-eyed grinning, and the oversinging extravaganza of the talent portion served as a timely warning to women everywhere. Beauty pageants: not even once. » 1/16/11 1:25pm 1/16/11 1:25pm

The Ladies Of Fox News Bust A Move To Vanilla Ice

Does it matter why Laura Ingraham and Gretchen Carlson did this on FNC earlier this week? No; what matters is that it happened. And it was gruesome. (Bill O'Reilly prefers to think of it as "patriotic.") White woman's overbite, indeed. » 10/15/10 2:05pm 10/15/10 2:05pm

Fox News: "Miss Oklahoma Was Robbed"

This morning on Fox And Friends, the crew quizzed Miss Oklahoma about whether known Arab Rima Fakih won Miss USA fair and square. Hint: some people wonder if she didn't! To her credit, Morgan Woolard didn't take the bait. » 5/18/10 7:00pm 5/18/10 7:00pm

Playing Dumb: Jon Stewart Calls Out Gretchen Carlson On Ditz Act

Fox News has been accused of cynically playing up populism despite being run by, well, Eastern elites. But as The Daily Show pointed out last night, Gretchen Carlson's adding a "dumb blonde" schtick does Everyman one better, reality be damned. » 12/09/09 1:40pm 12/09/09 1:40pm

Conservative, MJ-Hating Concern-Trolls Worried For Black Community

Bill O'Reilly, Fox & Friends' dead-eyed, soulless Gretchen Carlson and Juliet Huddy got together yesterday to muse thoughtfully about the intersection of celebrity, death, sexuality, race and hagiography. Just kidding: they just wanted to know what's up with black people! » 7/07/09 11:30am 7/07/09 11:30am

Carrie Prejean Heads To Fox News... And Not As A Guest

Speaking of Prejean (the younger), the pageant contestant will be guest-hosting Fox & Friends for anchor (and 1989 Miss America) Gretchen Carlson on May 27th. You knew that was coming. [US News & World Report] » 5/14/09 5:20pm 5/14/09 5:20pm

Fox News Host Screens Next Generation Of Miss Americas

Last night saw the series premiere of TLC's Miss America: Countdown to the Crown, an effort to both attract the much-desired younger female demo and create interest in the beleaguered beauty pageant. » 1/03/09 1:00pm 1/03/09 1:00pm

Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

Fox & Friends » 9/29/08 2:20pm 9/29/08 2:20pm is claiming, in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to…

Today On Fox & Friends: "Brian Gets A New Puppy!!!"

Aw, look at that! It is a cute little puppeh on the otherwise disaster-filled morning show, Fox & Friends » 8/22/08 2:40pm 8/22/08 2:40pm. Oh but wait, don't think a cute segment about co-host Brian Kilmeade's new puppy could slip through the producer's hands without being turned into something completely unwatchable. First there is the generous…