Jon Stewart's Megyn Kelly Takedown Is So, So Good

Fox News sure is determined to fight this War on Christmas, huh? Currently on the front lines, we have Gretchen Carlson who is just furious about a Festivus pole that's on display at the Florida State Capitol (as someone whose non-religious family never really celebrated Christmas when I was growing up, I am thrilled… » 12/13/13 11:30am 12/13/13 11:30am

Gretchen Carlson Takes Off Her Makeup Because Female Empowerment

Calling it a "cable news first," Gretchen Carlson hosted a segment of her Fox News show The Real Story completely "sans makeup" on Friday. Carlson used her raw face as a teachable moment for all those young girls out there who were definitely at home watching at 2 pm EST on a weekday about the importance of valuing… » 10/11/13 7:15pm 10/11/13 7:15pm

Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox & Friends, or Any Other News Show Really

Apparently, if you're a female host of Fox & Friends, you're not supposed to wear pants. That's according to Gretchen Carlson, who has been newly crowned with her own primetime show on Fox News but spent years in the trenches of the network with a regular class of brilliants who did get to wear pants. But is Fox… » 9/20/13 10:20am 9/20/13 10:20am

Fox & Friends Co-Host Says They Hire Women By Looking At Victoria's…

Brian Kilmeade, Fox & Friends co-host, heteronormative and mysogynist cheerleader and generally crepuscular example of human bigotry, has done it again. Yesterday on Kilmeade & Friends, in response to a caller's compliment to weekend co-host Alisyn Camerota, Kilmeade joked on-air that Fox hires female co-hosts by… » 11/17/12 3:30pm 11/17/12 3:30pm

Fake ‘Former Obama Supporter’ Pranks Gretchen Carlson, Proves That Fox…

A Fox & Friends "interview" that quickly turned into a reverse-engineered mutation of Between Two Ferns has highlighted a notable, if obvious, shortcoming with the Fox News network: it isn't big on what elitist intellectuals from the Northeast would call "research," but what the producers at Fox call "uggggggghhhhh." » 9/17/12 9:15pm 9/17/12 9:15pm

Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack…

You know what isn't hilarious? Boring-ass jokes that have been beaten to death, revived, and then beaten to death again, ad infinitum, over the course of decades. And it's extra not-hilarious when the joke teller thinks he's the funniest, most interesting, most spectacular orgasm of awesomeness to walk the face of… » 6/14/12 6:45pm 6/14/12 6:45pm

Fox News Anchor Is Shocked When Fox News Poll Says Obama Will Win In…

As hard as they might try to bend the facts (or just plain make them up), sometimes even Fox News anchors must contend with the harsh reality that not everyone thinks Barack Obama is an evil socialist. But somebody forgot to tell Gretchen Carlson that, and she got the shock of a lifetime when she learned that a poll… » 12/11/11 4:35pm 12/11/11 4:35pm

Of Course Michele Bachmann Used to Babysit Fox News' Gretchen Carlson

Friend of Fox Michele Bachmann appeared on Fox & Friends with two angry dudes and one shouting woman this morning to gnaw on her r sounds and promote her new book. During the interview, it was revealed that Bachmann worked as a babysitter when she was a teenager, and that one of her charges was none other than… » 11/22/11 2:40pm 11/22/11 2:40pm

Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

Fox & Friends » 9/29/08 2:20pm 9/29/08 2:20pm is claiming, in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to…

Today On Fox & Friends: "Brian Gets A New Puppy!!!"

Aw, look at that! It is a cute little puppeh on the otherwise disaster-filled morning show, Fox & Friends » 8/22/08 2:40pm 8/22/08 2:40pm. Oh but wait, don't think a cute segment about co-host Brian Kilmeade's new puppy could slip through the producer's hands without being turned into something completely unwatchable. First there is the generous…