Be Glad You're Not in the Dying Greeting Card Business
Things aren’t going great for the greeting-card business, and it’s probably the Internet’s fault. Ain’t it always?
These Deceptive Insult Cards Are the Best Thing You Will See Today
Ever want to piss someone off before you make them the happiest person alive? Of course you do; because if you make someone a little bit unhappy before you make them happy, the intense feeling of relief will actually make them even more elated. That is a mind hack and one that these greeting cards employ better than…
Great 'Husband Funny' Card, or Greatest 'Husband Funny' Card?
HILARIOUS ALERT: Husbands loves to fart almost as much as wives love to nag!
Target Is Now Selling Greeting Cards for Same-Sex Couples
In a relatively small but still heartwarming gesture towards equality for all, Target is now stocking greeting cards celebrating same-sex marriage because it wants to celebrate "diversity and inclusivity" and offer products that are "relevant for everyone." An added bonus: judging by the photos in the Minneapolis…
Greeting Card Industry Takes Aim at Toddlers & Tiaras
Has your mom never experienced the joy of judging the women on Toddlers & Tiaras, Little Miss Perfect, and Dance Moms? Perhaps this Valentine's Day you should let her know just how "cuh-razy" other moms can be with a card that reads:
Hallmark Offers Depressing Cards For The Recently Laid Off
Next time a friend loses her job, you can show her you care (and are still employed yourself) by sending her an $8 musical card featuring Chumbawamba. Hallmark has rolled out a line of greeting cards for the unemployed, which features slogans like, "Don't think of it as losing your job. Think of it as a time out…
Etsy Finally Takes Down Rape Congratulations Cards
Three weeks after the first complaints, Etsy has revised its prohibited items policy to encompass the rape congratulations card, though seller "YouStupidBitch" remains online. The announcement implied the company had initially been reluctant to appear to be censoring its members.
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Barbara Walters learns what GTL means, Khloe Kardashian gets "raped" by a TSA agent, and a woman turns to the stripper pole in order to sell greeting cards in this tough economy.
Gay Greetings
Hallmark is introducing a line of
same-sex marriage wedding cards. The cards feature designs with two tuxedoes holding hands, two overlapping hearts, and rows of rainbow-colored hearts on their covers. Inside, the cards have a neutral message, making the cards appropriate for commitment and civil union ceremonies as…
