Hollywood has a few failure modes when it tries to adapt classic fairytales and fantasy stories for the umpteenth time. And one of the main ones is, “Let’s tell the origin story that’s never been told before.” Pan is the latest fantasy prequel to show why this is a bad idea.
Busybody organization One Million Moms, they of the failed anti-Ellen Degeneres JC Penney protests, the failed anti-gay moms in catalogs JC Penney protests, and failing anti-GAP Two Dudes Being Gay on a Billboard in LA protests, is predictably up in arms over the re-launch of the Green Lantern as a gay super hero. But…
Ryan Reynolds is hot. In the best possible way: Chiseled of face. Ripped and muscled in physique. In addition to being funny, charming and witty. Hot. Unfortunately, he is currently starring in the steaming piece of crap called Green Lantern. Why would they waste a perfectly hot guy like that?