To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not even…

Music producer Mark Ronson married French girlfriend Josephine de la Baume in the south of France yesterday —all while looking like he'd just finished practicing with a barbershop quartet.

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• Rumor has it that Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian not because she was pressuring him to get married, but because she slept with Kanye West.

• A paparazzo called the police today to report that Jesse James vandalized his car. Jesse told the cops the man has been stalking him, then he and the photographer put each other under citizen's arrest.

At last night's very long, and very crowded, Grammy Awards, most of the audience members were just as confused, annoyed, and distracted as the viewers at home.

• This speaks for itself: Win A Chance To Design Lindsay Lohan's Leggings. [FabSugar]
• Similarly exciting is news that Juicy Couture is launching a perfume called "Couture Couture." At a certain frequency of repetition, "couture" actually loses all meaning! [WWD]

• How did Brad Pitt end up in Inglourious Basterds? Booze and weed maybe: