This Story of the 'Blonde Angel' Living with Roma Parents Just Sucks

Last week, Greek police, searching a Roma family's home during an unrelated criminal investigation, came across a pale, tow-headed little girl among the family's gaggle of dark-haired, dark-skinned children. Immediately, they were like, "HOW DID THIS GET HERE," and swept the girl up into protective custody. DNA tests… » 10/22/13 6:30pm 10/22/13 6:30pm

Hey, Whatever Happened to All the Statue Fuckers?

The short answer to this very erudite scientific query is that statue fucking (a type of paraphilia called “agalmatophilia,” and yes, this article is actually a surprise homework assignment on Greek prefixes) never really vanished from humankind’s long litany of sexual dalliances — people have just gotten better at… » 8/11/13 1:30pm 8/11/13 1:30pm

Whore Houses Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams

The financial crisis in Greece is so bad that the severe governmental budget cuts have essentially left the country's sports clubs for dead. Pulling themselves up by their cleat straps, the teams have had to get creative to find funding. While other teams have turned local funeral parlors or feta cheese companies for… » 10/18/12 4:40pm 10/18/12 4:40pm

Neo Nazi Throws a Hissy Fit, Punches Female Politician on Live TV

Do you remember Crossfire, the show where pundits would yell talking points very loudly at each other while the Founding Fathers spun around in their graves and Lady Liberty pondered slitting her wrists? Well, the pugnaciousness of Tucker Carlson & Frenemies has nothing on Greek political TV. Today, a talk show… » 6/07/12 4:10pm 6/07/12 4:10pm

Releasing Names and Photos of HIV Positive Sex Workers Is a Terrible…

Law enforcement officials in Greece have arrested 17 illegal prostitutes that have tested positive for HIV and posted the names and photos of 12 of them online, claiming the women were knowingly and willfully endangering the lives of their clients. Sex worker advocates, unsurprisingly, are appalled by the move, as it… » 5/03/12 10:50am 5/03/12 10:50am

Real Housewives Of Athens Attacked For Ignoring Greece's Financial…

Americans will be proud to learn that our nation is now exporting one of our most precious commodities: The Real Housewives franchise. But Greeks haven't developed the same "love to hate them" relationship with their versions of Teresa Giudice and Jill Zarin. Last week's premiere episode had low, but not disastrous… » 3/13/11 11:33pm 3/13/11 11:33pm