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British Pol Says Brexit Triumphed 'Without a Single Bullet Being Fired,' 1 Week After Jo Cox Was Killed

In a razor-tight vote, Great Britain has voted to leave the European Union, which was a really, disastrously bad idea. Nigel Farage, the leader of the UK’s Independence Party, celebrated the vote by saying Brexit was achieved “without a single bullet being fired.” He apparently forgot that one week ago, MP Jo Cox was

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Iranian Discus Thrower Refuses to Shake Kate Middleton’s Hand at the Paralympics and the World Nibbles Its Cuticles

When Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, Princess of the Great Commonwealth of Shinylocks and Prime Minister of Party Favors was doling out medals for men's discus at last night's installment of London's Paralympics, second-place finisher Mehrdad Karam Zadeh refrained from shaking the Duchess' hand, which…