Miley offering you a toke? Say no! Want to get someone to leave you alone? Stop answering their texts! With a sharp wit and a thirst for speed, there's nothing this grandma can't do. Except rap. Sorry, she's forgotten how. » 8/26/14 8:30pm 8/26/14 8:30pm

Fifty-eight year old Theresa Anderson of Buffalo, New York, will be sentenced this week after pleading guilty to running a 12-year crack-selling business. And while she and her entire family were involved in the criminal operation, residents of her block say things were safer when she was around. » 10/07/13 12:50pm 10/07/13 12:50pm

To paraphrase the Palm d'Or-winning film Shrek, old people are like onions — they have a specific smell, they add necessary flavor and you never know what's under each layer. This woman, reportedly a grandma, walked into the Coalition Drum Shop in La Crosse, Wisconsin, played rock drums like a member of Mötley Crüe… » 7/20/13 1:00pm 7/20/13 1:00pm

Denigrating grandmothers for their supposed lack of technological prowess is bullshit because a) big fucking deal you can use a computer — your grandmother was probably old enough during the moon landing to roll her eyes when Neil Armstrong read his cheesy "one small step" line, and b) grandmothers are really crafty,… » 3/24/13 2:30pm 3/24/13 2:30pm

Can a sweet grandma (who seeming doesn't understand what "anal" is) make 50 Cent's tweets more palatable? No, but everyone loves it when elderly women say dirty stuff. See: Betty White. » 12/21/10 7:15pm 12/21/10 7:15pm

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