The Dairy Biz Chucks 'Got Milk' in Favor of 'Milk Life'

It seems the American dairy industry recently pulled the famous "Got Milk" campaign from the back of the fridge, took a whiff and tossed the leftovers into the garbage. After almost 20 years, they're getting a new catchphrase: "Milk Life," just like you would a cow. Sure! » 2/25/14 10:40am 2/25/14 10:40am

Telling Men They're Victims Of PMS Sure Is An Interesting Way To Sell…

"Are you a man living with PMS?" asks a new ad campaign. The product for sale is milk. But don't feed the trolls. » 7/12/11 10:35am 7/12/11 10:35am

Elisabeth Hasselbeck & Husband Shoot "Got Milk?" Ad

In this video, Elisabeth & Tim Hasselbeck sport Elmer's glue mustaches (seriously, what are they drinking?) for their Got Milk ad. Remember kids: Chugging milk makes you grow up to be a Republican talking point-spewing TV host. Click to watch. [Extra] » 6/03/10 12:40pm 6/03/10 12:40pm

Baby Drools Breast Milk, Ohio Residents Freak Out

This billboard from Ohio's state health department promoting breastfeeding isn't going over well, and not because it implies formula can't satisfy infants. People find the milk on the baby's chin gross — that liquid came from a lady's breast! » 4/19/10 2:00pm 4/19/10 2:00pm

Woman Assaults Officer With Breast Milk

"A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer." [AP] » 3/08/10 1:30pm 3/08/10 1:30pm

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Milky Way: The Long, Strange History Of Breastfeeding

A great piece in the new New Yorker explores the history of breastfeeding: the fads and crazes that have controlled centuries of women, and the forces that still have us feeling bad about ourselves. » 1/12/09 2:00pm 1/12/09 2:00pm

Suze Orman Gets Milk • Teen Plots Murder For Breast Implants

• Personal finance adviser Suze Orman will star » 9/29/08 5:30pm 9/29/08 5:30pm in a new slate of "Got Milk?" ads that will be focusing on the economic benefits of buying and using milk. • In Iraq, the agal, or headband commonly seen on men, carries and is considered to be part of a man's personal identity, with size and color denoting a man's…

Photoshop Of Horrors

Thank you, Photoshop Disasters » 7/30/08 3:45pm 7/30/08 3:45pm for this latest bit of nightmare fodder. Yes, there is a disembodied hand on that mustachioed Olympian's shoulder. Possibly a ghost. Possibly some poor athlete who wasn't deemed Milk-worthy. Possibly a sly comment on China's mutation-high pollution levels. Possibly some poor photo editor…

The street value for 100 ounces of breast milk is $200, according to this chick in Cedar Rapids, IA who has placed an ad in her local paper trying to sell her baby's leftovers. The 22-year-old woman said that her infant daughter doesn't like drinking from a bottle and that she didn't want to waste all the milk that… » 11/02/07 11:45am 11/02/07 11:45am