Robert Pattinson Is Drying His Breakup Tears on Reese Witherspoon'sā€¦

Contrary to yesterday's rumors, Robert Pattinson is not on a train, on a boat, on a plane, in a moat, or partying in London. He is, in fact, crouching behind some bushes in Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, California ranch (literal, not metaphor) until this whole "world knowing your girlfriend cheated on you" thing blows over. » 8/01/12 9:00am 8/01/12 9:00am