Mama Kardashian (alias: Kris Jenner) is in a bit of hot water: she's been caught unabashedly photoshopping her Instagrams. Who wore it best: mother or daughter?

If you watch Kitchen Nightmares, you're probably wondering what's become of Amy and Samy Bouzaglo, owners of Amy's Baking Company and full-time tip hoarders and cat people (Amy, you may remember, speaks feline fluently). Well, wonder no more; Kitchen Nightmares has returned to Scottsdale, Arizona to get an update on…

I've always had a soft spot for Gordon Ramsay—ever since the days when he used to take his shirt off for no reason in literally every episode of the UK Kitchen Nightmares, because everyone deserves to see the nipples of the person preparing their food.

In advance of The Muppets' Most Wanted, Muppets Studio has released the bite-sized webisode "Food Fight," in which the Swedish Chef pits his culinary skills against Gordon Ramsay in a reality show-inspired food truck competition. And naturally, our favorite Muppet critics are serving up their judgment with a side of…

It's happening right now. It's happening. Click it. The owners of Amy's Baking Company Bakery Boutique and Bistro (0_____o), husband and wife team Samy and Amy Bouzaglo, have been getting some bad press in the wake of a disastrous episode of Kitchen Nightmares. The Bouzaglos were so defensive and ragey and impossible…

Have you ever wondered what celebrities talk about when sequestered away making a movie on location? Well, when it came to Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna on the set of Battleship it was tits and ass, apparently. Gushing, we hope drunkenly, about how amazing each other's bodies were, the pair decided that while they were…

With so many season finales airing this week, you might think that Americans turn off their TV sets after Memorial Day weekend and only turn it back on again in September. But this is America! All we care about is TV (and food)! Here are some of the new shows—and returning favorites—that will make lying in…

• Lindsay Lohan will be released from rehab — either later today or tomorrow morning — and Dina Lohan is begging the paparazzi not to follow her.

• The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."

• Kim Kardashian's music career is chugging along, and she shot the video for her first single yesterday in Los Angeles… With Kanye West.

The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine has named Gordon Ramsay's World Kitchen 2010's most unhealthy cookbook. They say Ramsay has, "traveled to the ends of the Earth to bring back dishes that will wreak havoc on your health."

The ongoing Gordon Ramsay family drama has culminated today in an "open letter" to his mother-in-law. In sum, the saga has become a useful "What Not to Do" for in-laws!

• Mariah Carey was spotted being pushed through LAX yesterday in a wheelchair. Naturally, this ignited more rumors that Mimi is pregnant.

• Why is Courtney Love looking so awesome these days?

In today's Tweet Beat: Juicy J's take on the Woods divorce, the benefits of marrying a chef; the dangers of working with Joey Lawrence; the perils of small planes; and Marlon Wayans' beef with Montana Fishburne!

• Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail after serving 13 full days.

who also says: "I was a fat chef myself once. Got up to 250 pounds. I was cranky. I was irritable. Still am a little irritable." [NY Post]

• Sunday, Mary-Kate Olsen was on a flight from New York to Los Angeles when an electrical fire sparked in the cockpit, causing the windshield to crack.

• Washington Post writer Jonathan Capehart is calling out Gabourey Sidibe, and intimating that she is not very nice. In fact, he says, "She's mean."

"Yesterday new battlelines were drawn as domestic goddess Nigella Lawson launched her iPhone app, putting her in direct competition with Jamie Oliver. Gordon Ramsay has also thrown his toque in the ring." [Guardian]