Chris Christie Looks So Dead Inside Because Donald Trump Ate His Brain, Right?

I am so very, very grateful for Mary Pat Christie’s discerning and exemplary eye-roll during orange hungry hungry hippo Donald Trump’s most recent speech, which he made after his latest GOP primary five-state sweep. But I am almost concerned for her husband, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, whose lightless,…
Melania Trump's Goofball Husband Is Driving Her Up the Wall With Those Re-Tweets
Prior to a town hall in which Trump offered surprising views on North Carolina’s bathroom law, Today’s Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie provided the Trump family with a lovely nest of positive reinforcement and lightly personal questions that Lauer himself described as “potpourri.” Melania Trump in particular was given…
“Why Do You Hate White People?”: My Year in Donald Trump Supporter Fan Mail
Donald Trump fans are a special breed of American voter. To hear them tell it, they’re a disenfranchised silent majority who simply want to see America restored to its past glory. To hear everyone else tell it, they’re a violent mob of tempestuous racists. Either way, they really love sending me email.
Even Lindsey Graham Thinks Donald Trump Is an Asshole
Donald Trump had a very Trump-ish weekend. During a Saturday rally held in Phoenix, the presidential candidate promised a group of nouveau Know-Nothings that he would banish “the illegals.” “This has become a movement,” Trump said. “The silent majority is back, and we’re going to take our country back ... the word is…
Nearly 200,000 People Care Enough To Listen To Donald Trump Talk At Michele Bachmann On The Phone
The man with the hair we're supposed to ignore and the woman with the eyes we can't ignore have teamed up to have a phone conversation that we wish we could ignore. Donand Trump joined Michele Bachmann on a phone call to promote the Minnesota Congresswoman's Presidential campaign on Monday, and, as you might expect,…
Michele Bachmann's Fundraising Numbers Revealed
"FEC filings show MN Congresswoman raises $4.1 million from 70,000 contributors in Q3, claims $1.5 million cash on hand.
