Dammit, Hillary Clinton, This is a Magnificent Goddamn Meme
The winner of tonight’s GOP debate is Hillary Clinton.
Donald Trump Has No Idea How the Government Works
During an otherwise unremarkable response to a question about Second Amendment rights at tonight’s debate, Donald Trump revealed one major flaw in his plan to be President: He has absolutely no idea how the government works.
Republican Presidential Candidates Are a Bunch of Whiners
Can something be both a seven-story dumpster fire and more dull than watching a football field’s worth of paint dry one centimeter at a time? With their GOP debate last night, CNBC answered that one resoundingly in the affirmative. The outraged, performative yelping from both the candidates and conservative news…
Hillary Clinton Has Responded to GOP Debate With Perfect GIF
Like many, Hillary Clinton live-tweeted tonight’s frightening Republican debate. Among her tweets were responses to the topics discussed, such as gun violence prevention, health care and immigration, but there was one that stood out like a sparkling diamond. It was in the form of the most brilliant, sassy GIF.
Here's What Donald Trump Should Demand in the Next Debate
Bag of toxic sludge Donald Trump is not pleased with the rules for the next Republican debate, and so he might boycott it.
All of the Ways Last Night's GOP Debate Was Dangerously Wrong About Science
For every elected official who carefully educates themselves on the facts and research prior to making an informed decision, there are a dozen more who have no problem shooting their mouths off on talking points they do not understand. As we learned last night in the second Republican presidential primary debate, many…
You Have to Be an Actual Moron or a Wannabe Dictator to Want Your Wife's Face on the $10
There is plenty to be disturbed about in the answers provided by the smoldering pieces of Brooks Brothers factory trash that gathered together last night to persuade us, unsuccessfully, that they could hypothetically be trusted with nuclear codes. For example, ladies and gentlemen, here’s what the future of the…
The Debasing Race: Meet the Fox News GOP Debate Contestants
It’s time. Tomorrow night, at 9 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, ten drunk clowns are going to fight with each other on national television for the chance to make wildly important decisions that affect each and every one of our livelihoods. It is going to be a god damn masterpiece.
