Gwyneth Paltrow Hopes Her Kids Will One Day Want to Run Goop

Because Gwyneth Paltrow wants her kids to lead a doleful and cheerless life she told Bloomberg Television that Goop could one day be theirs. "I never wanted to do a proprietary brand," she said of her lifestyle site. "I wanted it to be its own thing that my children can run one day if they want to!" » 3/07/15 7:30pm 3/07/15 7:30pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Know About "Sex Bark"

In the latest post at her really helpful and down-to-earth lifestyle site GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow suggested that we all make sex bark. What is sex bark? According to GOOP it's "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic dinner." For getting your Valentine's Day sexy on, duh. What… » 1/25/15 10:45am 1/25/15 10:45am

Meryl Streep May Have Snooped Around Gwyneth's House on Thanksgiving

Appearing on Live! with Kelly and Michael Wednesday morning to promote Into the Woods, Meryl Streep revealed that her Thanksgiving was chock full of excitement: her oven apparently "does not do it" so on this holiday, since she lives in the same building in New York City as Gwyneth Paltrow, Meryl popped over to use… » 12/03/14 12:50pm 12/03/14 12:50pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Knows You Hate Her and She Does Not Care

BREAKING: Gwyneth Paltrow is self-aware enough to know you (and Martha) might not be that into her and she is okay with it enough to joke about it. » 10/08/14 11:10am 10/08/14 11:10am

Goop Has a New CEO and Will Start Making Clothes

Good news for Gwyneth: despite the reported financial issues plaguing her decorative napkin company, it's got a new CEO (who previously headed up Martha Stewart Living) and hot new plans for the New Year. » 10/07/14 2:40pm 10/07/14 2:40pm

Goop Teaches Readers How to Make a Bed

Are you a person who has never had to do anything for herself and is just now discovering basic tenets of personal care? Is it a miracle that you haven't accidentally died by drowning in a bathtub or sink or chardonnay glass or accidentally nailing your head to a Christmas tree? Then you will find Goop's latest… » 9/04/14 8:30pm 9/04/14 8:30pm

​Nick Cannon Insists He Left Mariah, Concerned For Her "Emotional State"

After Mariah Carey's lawyer worked out a confidentiality agreement with Nick Cannon's lawyers, barring him from saying anything about their impending divorce, Cannon has contended that he was the one who ended their marriage. Via TMZ: » 8/24/14 11:30am 8/24/14 11:30am

The Saddest Sentences From the Week in Celebrity Lifestyle Blogging

Normal People often bristle at the notion that celebrities, whose job requires them to have zero life skills, have suddenly discovered basic life skills, adopted them as hobbies, and feel qualified to teach the masses how to be better at doing the stuff they were already doing via a lifestyle blog. » 7/31/14 6:00pm 7/31/14 6:00pm

God Bless Blake Lively And Her Dumb Lifestyle Blog

The internet can be a mean, slap-fighty place of quibbles and pedants and outrage and backlash. But every so often, something happens that is so roundly mocked by the blogosphere that it unites all voices in a chorus of rueful snickers for one blissful moment of bitchy harmony. The launch of Blake Lively's silly… » 7/23/14 11:00am 7/23/14 11:00am

Blake Lively's Lifestyle Website Will Be Called 'Preserve'

I was just thinking the other day: Boy, I sure wish I had another out of touch celebrity lifestyle website to browse through and weep openly at all the things I can't afford. Thankfully, Blake Lively will be filling that void with her new lifestyle site, "Preserve." » 7/14/14 10:30pm 7/14/14 10:30pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Believes that Water Has Consciousness and Energy

Yay!!! GoopTalk™! Brand new GoopTalk™! Nothing gets me through a dreary Wednesday afternoon grind like Our Lady of Goop talkin' about stuff. This week on the mind of Goop: Water has feelings and if it gets grumpy it turns to poison! (Goop. Quick Q. Are you sure you aren't thinking of snakes?) » 6/04/14 7:15pm 6/04/14 7:15pm

Holy Shit, Chris Martin Took His Kids to a Fast Food Restaurant

Shots fired in the conscious uncoupling of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin! While Our Lady of Divine Goop was across the country in New York City, Martin was spotted at a L.A. fast food restaurant feeding his children french fries. THE KIND THAT COMES OUT OF A DEEP FRYER. » 5/22/14 2:40pm 5/22/14 2:40pm

Things I Learned About Rich People From the Goop Pop-Up Shop

This week, Gwyneth Paltrow, but more likely the people who work for her, launched a six-day Goop pop-up in Los Angeles in the tony 'hood of Brentwood. It was all the things you'd expect exactly at the correct place in the universe where you would most expect it. I asked a friend to meet me and drove 5.7 miles to check… » 5/06/14 4:15pm 5/06/14 4:15pm

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Opening a Real, Live Goop Pop-Up Store

Late Thursday evening, Gwyneth Paltrow posted a photo to her Instagram that was destined to get the masses clamoring. It was a photo of her upcoming Goop stand-alone store. A Goop store. A GOOP store. GOOPSTORE. » 5/02/14 12:20pm 5/02/14 12:20pm

Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Is Bleeding Money and $1.2 Million in Debt

How does Goop, the weekly lifestyle email/newsletter and brainchild of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, support itself? That question has been plaguing those who wanted the secret of how Paltrow has been able to spread her gospel to the people. Well, newly released documents indicate that Goop has had some very unprofitable… » 4/21/14 11:20am 4/21/14 11:20am

​The Golden Age of Goop Conspiracy Theories Is Upon Us

Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow is actually the one personally feeding the gossip machine rumors of Chris Martin's infidelity? Or that Paltrow and an intimate group of lifestyle elite are actually plotting the downfall of all media publications? Or that High Priestess Gwyneth Paltrow's ascension into Consciously… » 4/09/14 4:00pm 4/09/14 4:00pm

I Think This Wacky GOOP Cardio Video Broke My Brain

Thinking of adopting a new exercise routine for spring? Well, right on time, GOOP has released a five-minute workout video starring Tracy Anderson, as a teaser for her upcoming dance cardio DVD, Unleash Your Inner Pop Star. And it looks so easy!!! Hahaha, PSYCH. » 3/20/14 5:15pm 3/20/14 5:15pm

Secret-Sharing App Claims Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cheating with Lawyer

In October, when Gwyneth Paltrow threw a temper tantrum over a then-upcoming Vanity Fair profile, gossip was that the actress and aspirational-lifestyle sage was upset about rumors of marital infidelity. At the time, Page Six speculated that the actress was trying to hide a purported affair with Elle MacPherson's… » 2/18/14 2:54pm 2/18/14 2:54pm

Vanity Fair Is About to Drop a Major GOOP Bomb on Us

Vanity Fair and Gwyneth Paltrow are straight beefing, y'all. Or, to make the sentence more GOOP friendly, we might say that Vanity Fair and Gwyneth Paltrow are straight gluten-free beef substituting, but the point is that they are FIGHTING and if things get anymore heated, a rich person might be at risk of having… » 10/16/13 2:40pm 10/16/13 2:40pm

Blake Lively Is Launching a 'Life Curating' Company, Whatever That Is

Blake Lively, an actress perhaps best known for her lauded role in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (does anyone know what she's been up to since? Just curious.), has just announced a plan to launch her own company. » 9/25/13 6:00pm 9/25/13 6:00pm