GMA Anchor Pie Segment Achieves Peak Morning TV

Peak morning television has been achieved. I repeat: peak morning television has been achieved. Cancel all of the shows and send all of the perky people home to annoy the shit out of their friends and families. » 11/26/14 12:10pm 11/26/14 12:10pm

We Must Save Our Teens From the Scourge of 'Promposals'

In case you hadn't heard, teenagers are no longer allowed to ask each other to prom discreetly, perhaps via evening phone call or at their lockers between classes. Now, the prom experience demands a creative, often public "promposal." Because it's not like high school felt high stakes enough, right? » 5/01/14 3:30pm 5/01/14 3:30pm

Real Life Rosie the Riveter Sneaks a Kiss on the Lips From Obama

Good Morning America's Lara Spencer went to the White House on Monday with several women who worked in the factories during World War II who had been trying to meet the President and Vice President for many years. One of them was so excited she decided to kiss President Obama. » 4/02/14 3:30pm 4/02/14 3:30pm

Watch Nancy Grace Yell Like a Mad Woman About Porn on Live Television

For some reason ABC's Good Morning America decided to invite Nancy Grace on this morning to discuss the Oscar Pistorius trial. Why would anyone think that is a good idea? Turns out, it wasn't. » 3/25/14 9:00pm 3/25/14 9:00pm

God Forbid Jason Biggs Post Videos of His Wife Jenny Mollen in Labor

Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen had a child over the weekend. Congratulations! But wait – maybe next time don't tell us so much about how you had that child, says Good Morning America, which aired a segment Thursday about where "the line between 'okay' and 'TMI'" is when it comes to sharing on social media. » 2/21/14 4:15pm 2/21/14 4:15pm

Katy Perry and John Mayer's Sickly Sweet Love Roams Free in New Video

"You love who you love who you love," sing John Mayer and Katy Perry in the single they've released together off Mayer's new album, "Who You Love." "You can't make yourself stop dreaming who you're dreaming of." They might as well be singing "WARNING: you're entering a judgment free zone. Prepare to be sapped to… » 12/17/13 10:00am 12/17/13 10:00am

He's A Homewrecker Has Launched. Now Meet the Woman Behind It

A couple of weeks ago we wrote about She's a Homewrecker, a website started by a woman who goes by the name Ariella Alexander that offers a forum for women who would like to publicly shame the Other Woman in their lives. To some, She's a Homewrecker put too much of the onus of cheating on the woman a man cheats with,… » 11/11/13 7:20pm 11/11/13 7:20pm

A Coast Guardsman Proposed on GMA Today (Plus Jason Derulo Was There)

The morning talk show ratings war is still on and in order to win, Good Morning America has made it their mission to win the hearts of Americans by dominating the weird proposal market. Monday's Veteran's Day-inspired entry: getting a member of the Coast Guard to propose to his girlfriend via a performance by Jason… » 11/11/13 3:20pm 11/11/13 3:20pm

ABC Anchor Diagnosed With Breast Cancer After Getting Mammogram on Air

Last month, ABC News Amy Robach had a televised mammogram Good Morning America to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Although she was initially reluctant, she agreed after GMA's Robin Roberts, a breast cancer survivor herself, told her, "If one life is saved because of early detection, it's all worth it." » 11/11/13 12:40pm 11/11/13 12:40pm

Mariah Carey Said "Shit" on GMA, and Her Dress Broke

Exhaustion works like heavy drugs on Mariah Carey, which is to say hashtag-beautifully, as anyone witness to her Glitter-era breakdown or Home Shopping Network rambling knows. She performed today in Central Park for Good Morning America's concert series, and the gig forced her to wake up early. "I wake up at this… » 5/24/13 11:42am 5/24/13 11:42am

Robin Roberts Back at GMA, Will Interview Michelle Obama

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually… » 2/20/13 9:00am 2/20/13 9:00am

GMA's Ambush Wedding Was Some Serious Bullshit

Today on Good Morning America, a man proposed to a woman. That's what happens on morning television on Valentine's Day, right? The bride, Melissa, teared up and said yes, and everyone was very happy. Then her fiancé, Brian, informed her of the big catch: They had to have the wedding right away. Like, now. Right now.… » 2/14/13 4:30pm 2/14/13 4:30pm

GMA Completely Ignores Australia's Prime Minister's Politics to Focus…

Last week, Julia Gillard, Australia's first female prime minister, gave an epic speech about sexism in front of the House of Representatives. The 15-minute video, in which she delivers a confrontational and impassioned smackdown of opposition leader Tony Abbott's history of misogyny went viral, and Gillard made… » 10/18/12 11:15am 10/18/12 11:15am

Biebonic Plague-Stricken Norwegians Cause Near-Riot at Free Concert

A free Justin Bieber concert took a decidedly death metal turn in Norway yesterday, as crazed, frothing fans infected what scientists now call The Biebonic Plague nearly rioted at a free performance by Justin Bieber. » 5/31/12 12:10pm 5/31/12 12:10pm

How Robin Roberts Scored Her Exclusive Gay Marriage Interview With Obama

The interview Robin Roberts did with President Obama today in which he finally came out in support of same sex marriage was big news for the country, but it was big news for Roberts too, since it's about as big a get as a journalist can land in a career. Naturally, the picking apart of how she ended up in that coveted… » 5/09/12 11:15pm 5/09/12 11:15pm

Ex-Victoria's Secret Model Left Company for Husband, God, and Girls

It's tempting to make a big deal out of the fact that 21-year-old model Kylie Bisutti is quitting her lingerie modeling gig because of her Christianity — it's a clickable headline, and it's one of the reasons she gave "Good Morning America" during an interview last week, in which she explained her decision not to… » 2/11/12 2:45pm 2/11/12 2:45pm