Nobody Wants to Play Golf on Donald Trump's Idiot Racist Golf Courses

Donald Trump’s year continues to implode, beautifully: both ESPN and the Professional Golfers’ Association of America have decided not to hold their tournaments on Trump-owned golf courses. Is there a more elderly and blindingly white community than golf, one that might still support Trump? No? That’s the oldest,… »7/07/15 1:45pm7/07/15 1:45pm

Area Man Pretty Sure Ladies and Their 'Equality Thing' Ruined Golf

An elderly British golf commentator is pretty sure that golf — the game of choice for world leaders wishing to bore their political foes to death — is being ruined by women and their peevish insistence on the “equality thing.” Peter Alliss told a magazine that admitting women to golf clubs has “caused mayhem” and… »4/07/15 2:40pm4/07/15 2:40pm

Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf Storms Out of Berlin Press Conference

Shia LaBeouf, that dust devil of celebrity angst, swirled out of a press conference in Berlin for Lars von Trier's new sex movie Nymphomaniac after a reporter asked him a seemingly obvious question about doing a movie with so many sex scenes. LaBeouf, apparently nonplussed by the sex query, gave a characteristically… »2/09/14 11:30am2/09/14 11:30am

Trans Woman Commits Suicide Amid Fear of Outing by Sports Blog

Reporter Caleb Hannan thought he'd found an interesting idea for a story when he stumbled across a YouTube video about about a "scientifically superior" golf club called the Oracle, invented by a brilliant MIT-credentialed physicist named Dr. V. He set out to find out more about the woman behind the invention, but… »1/18/14 4:40pm1/18/14 4:40pm

Women Have to Start Playing Dumb Boring Golf to Get Ahead in Business

Fancy ladies of business: Do you suffer from headaches because you're always accidentally bumping your heads against the glass ceiling? Well, the good news is that there might be away for you to break through it once and for all. The bad news is that the way to do that is by learning how to pay golf. Booooooo. »11/18/13 12:50pm11/18/13 12:50pm

New 5-Hour Energy Ads Say Men Are Magnificent Athletes, Women Are Poop-Covered Maids

I'm sure you're all familiar with the good folks over at 5-Hour Energy (assuming you're the kind of person who's interested in hours and hours of energy). It's like the very best stuff to drink if you have four hours of things to do that are one hour away. But did you know that in addition to being energy wizards,… »3/11/13 5:30pm3/11/13 5:30pm

Augusta National Golf Club Admits First Ever Women Members

The Augusta National Golf Club, renowned for its exclusivity and fervent adherence to a strict Dudes Only policy, has finally broken its nearly 80-year streak of not having any female members and admitted two women: former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina businesswoman Darla Moore. Great. Now the… »8/20/12 12:10pm8/20/12 12:10pm