Nobody Wants to Play Golf on Donald Trump's Idiot Racist Golf Courses

Donald Trump’s year continues to implode, beautifully: both ESPN and the Professional Golfers’ Association of America have decided not to hold their tournaments on Trump-owned golf courses. Is there a more elderly and blindingly white community than golf, one that might still support Trump? No? That’s the oldest,… »7/07/15 1:45pm

Area Man Pretty Sure Ladies and Their 'Equality Thing' Ruined Golf

An elderly British golf commentator is pretty sure that golf — the game of choice for world leaders wishing to bore their political foes to death — is being ruined by women and their peevish insistence on the “equality thing.” Peter Alliss told a magazine that admitting women to golf clubs has “caused mayhem” and… »4/07/15 2:40pm

New 5-Hour Energy Ads Say Men Are Magnificent Athletes, Women Are Poop-Covered Maids

I'm sure you're all familiar with the good folks over at 5-Hour Energy (assuming you're the kind of person who's interested in hours and hours of energy). It's like the very best stuff to drink if you have four hours of things to do that are one hour away. But did you know that in addition to being energy wizards,… »3/11/13 5:30pm