Oh, America. You crazy. Apparently this is what we've come to—Kim Kardashian's life/work/romance/pregnancy/dental work/fluids/droppings have become so thoroughly and painstakingly documented that she feels the need to announce that she won't be allowing E! to shove a steadicam up her giner during childbirth.

Last night at the 70th annual Golden Globe Awards, the gowns were mostly good: Sparkly, vibrant, glittery bombshell dresses perfect for Hollywood royalty. Unfortunately, there were a couple of duds: Hideous or ill-fitting concoctions that fell flat. Let's take a look, shall we?

OK, we need to walk through what just happened. I think it was Jodie Foster refusing to come out as she came out, and then retiring. I think? I was crying, but I wasn't sure why, and then I was laughing, but I wasn't sure why. I think maybe Jodie Foster felt the same way. Also, she was possibly kinda drunk.

Earlier tonight, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler took the stage to kick off the 70th annual Golden Globes, and nobody was disappointed. The jokes upon jokes about James Cameron, Quentin Tarantino, and everyone else, were wonderful and perfect, and proved they need to host everything from now until the end of time.

We're kicking off awards season with the 2013 Golden Globes! Also known as the most fun, celebrity-laden and ultimately meaningless (awards-wise) show of the whole lot. It's time to talk dresses, predictions, winners, more dresses, losers, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (!!!), and even more dresses. Grab your champagne and…

The Golden Globes are usually pretty light-hearted, and, with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in charge of the evening's quips, the awards show should be much easier to get down than a tomato-sized vitamin. Besides, we have live coverage of the whole shebang, so there's really no excuse for you to sit this one out.

Join us tonight at 7:00 pm on the nose for live coverage of the Golden Globes. It's probably best to bring a bottle of something fancy and just hope that TIna Fey and Amy Poehler's efforts to get a boob to fall out of a dress are a smashing success.

Not only are your imaginary best friends Amy Poehler and Tina Fey planning to make you laugh when they host the Golden Globes on January 13th, but they're also going to try to get you very very drunk. The Globes are the year's most sloppy award show after all so why shouldn't we normals get to join in on the fun?…

This year's Golden Globes is the most promising that it's been in years. Not only are Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting, but Avatar is looking to sweep all of the categories. And with star power like Daniel Day Lewis, how could it not?

Don't flip your wigs now, y'hear, but beautiful doll faces Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are gammin' onto the scene with a series of promotions for their upcoming stint hosting the Golden Globes. In this one, they're all ginned up and talking like the classic actresses of film's golden age. It's real Hollywood glamour,…