Sarah Palin Informs Us that She’s Not Speaking at the GOP Convention, Just in Case We Were Wondering

After being denied a second date with destiny, a tango with tracking data, an electric slide with the electorate, Sarah Palin, the Axl Rose of the GOP, will not speak the the Republican convention in Tampa later this month. Though some clearly insane observers had suggested — back when the Republican field was an… »8/13/12 9:30am