Sarah Palin Informs Us that She’s Not Speaking at the GOP Convention,…

After being denied a second date with destiny, a tango with tracking data, an electric slide with the electorate, Sarah Palin, the Axl Rose of the GOP, will not speak the the Republican convention in Tampa later this month. Though some clearly insane observers had suggested — back when the Republican field was an… » 8/13/12 9:30am 8/13/12 9:30am

The Other Sarah Palin Lives In Texas, Will Have Her Name Trademarked By…

For most students, college is a time to experiment with identity and find out who you really are (the answer is usually "a drunk"). So what happens when you happen to share a name with one of the most famous and controversial figures in American politics? You get a lot of emails, that's what. » 7/08/11 1:49pm 7/08/11 1:49pm

Palin's "Blood Libel" Comments Angered Fox News Bosses Too

You weren't alone in thinking Sarah Palin's use of the term "blood libel" was anti-Semitic — or perhaps just a sign that she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. It turns out Fox News Presidnet Roger Ailes wasn't happy about it either, and this time "going rogue" may have put her at odds with a powerful… » 3/14/11 10:00am 3/14/11 10:00am

Sarah Palin Says Kathy Griffin's Just A "50-Year-Old Bully"

In a recent Fox News interview, Sarah Palin responded to the news that in an episode of Glee that airs next week, Kathy Griffin plays a sectionals judge described as a "recent Tea Party candidate and home schooler — a Sarah Palin type." Palin says Kathy's, "A 50-year-old adult bully, a has-been comedienne." » 3/07/11 12:22am 3/07/11 12:22am

20-Year-Old Bristol Palin Writes A Memoir

Yesterday a listing appeared on for Untitled Bristol Palin Memoir, a 304-page tome due June 21. It's now disappeared, leaving us to wonder if we'll ever learn more fascinating details about the private life of Levi Johnston. » 2/08/11 9:29am 2/08/11 9:29am

Will People Vote For Sarah Palin Out Of "Morbid Curiosity"?

The Onion News Network "reports" that 62% of Americans may vote for Sarah Palin just to see what happens. Maybe we're looking at this all wrong. Her "America: Let's Go Out With A Bang" platform does sound exciting! » 1/19/11 11:22am 1/19/11 11:22am

An Expert Analysis Of Sarah Palin's New Cover Design

Harper Collins has released the cover for Palin's new book, America by Heart. It will be available to deface come November. For now, we have to satisfy ourselves with judging just the image - with some help from the experts. » 7/30/10 12:17pm 7/30/10 12:17pm

No, Not That Sarah Palin Book

NBC reporter Matthew Berger will not be writing his planned book on Sarah Palin. He says, "The marketplace changed, and we decided not to move forward with the manuscript." Maybe after Going Rogue, people are finally sick of her? [Mediabistro] » 1/08/10 6:30pm 1/08/10 6:30pm

Alaskan Diplomacy

Several bloggers found out on Tuesday that they're on Sarah Palin's shit-list, and thus were banned from attending a Going Rogue event in Wasilla. Sarah's black list includes three known Alaskan-based bloggers, and a mysterious fourth. [Gawker] » 12/23/09 9:40am 12/23/09 9:40am

Palin Hears Echos Of Going Rogue In Obama's Speech • Cheating Is…

Is Obama pulling inspiration from Going Rogue? Sarah Palin seems to think so. After his speech yesterday in Oslo, Palin said she recognized some familiar sentiments: » 12/11/09 6:20pm 12/11/09 6:20pm

Sarah Palin Gets Fleeced; Roberto Cavalli Enjoys "Primitive" Africa

Sarah Palin's Memoir Reconsidered As Actual Excrement-Covered Garbage

The comedy troupe Landline made this video about the "sanitation crisis" that is Going Rogue, noting that they only actually bought one. Funny, but why does the lady throw up on her kid? [MediaBistro] » 12/10/09 3:40pm 12/10/09 3:40pm

"She's Not Conformed To Speaking Planned Speech": What Sarah Palin…

For those who can't bear to watch Palin supporters talk about what Sarah Barracuda means for women, we've got a few choice quotes after the jump. Warning: be ready for vagueness and discussion of "life principles." » 12/09/09 6:00pm 12/09/09 6:00pm

Alaskan Diplomacy

Officials at the Mall of America sent out the following guidelines for reporters attending Palin's book signing: Address her as "governor" and no foreign press, please. The Mall has already apologized for the message, which was "inadvertently distributed." [BrattleboroReformer] » 12/03/09 9:20am 12/03/09 9:20am

Closing Statements Heard In Knox Trial • Going Rogue: Over One Million…

• In his closing statement on Tuesday, Amanda Knox's lawyer argued that there simply isn't enough evidence to convict Knox for the murder of her former roommate. "There are still many doubts in this trial," he told the jury. • » 12/01/09 6:30pm 12/01/09 6:30pm

Palin Populism Is Just Another Kind Of Elitism

As Sarah Palin's "bus" tour rolls on, journalists are beginning to identify her as the leader of a new kind of populism. But this movement really just enshrines another elite. » 11/30/09 2:20pm 11/30/09 2:20pm

On The Shelf: Hillary Vs. Sarah • Study: Police Ignore Rape Claims If…

• Sad, sad news: Going Rogue beat Hillary Clinton's memoir in sales with 700,000 to Clinton's 600,000. However, the awesome Secretary of State received a much bigger advance of $8 mil, while Palin was only offered five. • » 11/25/09 5:20pm 11/25/09 5:20pm

Readers Go Vogue

We're loving CurtCole's homemade Going Vogue cover — sent to us with the filename "Sarah Pain." Anybody else want to put Photoshop to work in the service of unreal America? » 11/24/09 3:40pm 11/24/09 3:40pm