God's Man on the Ground Donald Trump Questions Hillary Clinton's Religious Faith 

Donald Trump—a golden goose so loved by God he was transformed into a human man, only the Lord got tired midway through and paused for rest, never to resume—is a man of faith. He loves Two Corinthians. He goes toe-to-toe with that mean old Pope. And now, of course, he’s questioning Hillary Clinton’s Christianity.

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Brave Alabama Republican Crusades Against Stores Owned By Non-Christians

Alabama State Rep. Alan Harper, age 58 and “very, very white” according to the Daily Beast, looks like the villain in every Disney movie starring an animal. On Monday, this leader of the American South shared a message with his 2,551 Facebook friends: embrace the holiday spirit and boycott stores owned by immigrants.

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Have Fun with Your Silly 'Gun Control' vs. 'Mental Illness' Debate—the Real Cause of Sandy Hook Is SATANIC VAGINA

'Sup, sheeple! While you've all been binging on red herrings like "Maybe we should provide brain care for humans?" and "Maybe we shouldn't sell portable child-exterminators at Walmart?" the REAL Americans have been getting down to business. Lucky for our children's futures, the Mike Huckabee/Victoria Jackson Brain…