Cosby Accused of Two More Sexual Assaults, at Private Audition and Track Meet

Two more women added their stories to the more than 50 separate accusations of sexual assault against legendary comedian Bill Cosby at a press conference today with attorney Gloria Allred. One woman claimed Cosby drugged and raped her at a private audition for The Cosby Show, and the other accused him of forcibly… »10/24/15 4:00pm10/24/15 4:00pm


Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the… »6/12/13 9:00am6/12/13 9:00am

Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,… »12/27/12 9:00am12/27/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan’s Life Has Taken a Decidedly Film Noir Turn

To be fair, anyone who's seen Drag Me to Hell probably harbors a secret, irrational fear of people some misguided celebrities call "fucking gypsies," but this is the power of cinematic spectacle: it can turn us all into paranoid bigots who hate great white sharks, avoid putting down suburban roots on Native American… »12/02/12 11:30am12/02/12 11:30am

The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy

If you were an alien from another planet trying to get a sense of how humans are, and the only information you had were news reports about David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell, you'd rightfully conclude, based on available data, that female humans are batshit insane. And now that actually relevant information… »11/20/12 2:00pm11/20/12 2:00pm

Whose 'October Surprise' Will Be More Shocking, Gloria Allred's or Donald Trump's?

Donald Trump has been harumphing about a "bordering on gigantic" Obama-related bombshell that will "possibly" change the course of the entire election, but no one's been paying him that much attention, since dude tends to harumph a lot. But while we wait for him to unveil his "October Surprise" at noon today on… »10/24/12 10:50am10/24/12 10:50am

'Angry Stripper' Files Lawsuit Against Newspaper That Fired Her

For awhile, Houston Chronicle society writer Sarah Tressler was leading a double life. A mild-mannered, buttoned up writer on rich useless people's activities by day, by night she took her clothes off for money and blogged about it under the pseudonym "The Angry Stripper." She was a little like Clark Kent and… »5/15/12 12:10pm5/15/12 12:10pm

Donald Trump Does Something Okay for Once, Reverses Trans Woman's Disqualification From Pageant

Human sandpaper Donald Trump has done something okay for once by reversing Miss Universe Canada's abrupt decision to kick contestant Jenna Talackova out of the pageant for being a transgender woman. Of course, Trump's overruling follows Ms. Talackova's move to lawyer up and hire none other than legal fishwife Gloria… »4/04/12 12:10pm4/04/12 12:10pm