Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,…

To be fair, anyone who's seen Drag Me to Hell probably harbors a secret, irrational fear of people some misguided celebrities call "fucking gypsies," but this is the power of cinematic spectacle: it can turn us all into paranoid bigots who hate great white sharks, avoid putting down suburban roots on Native American…

If you were an alien from another planet trying to get a sense of how humans are, and the only information you had were news reports about David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell, you'd rightfully conclude, based on available data, that female humans are batshit insane. And now that actually relevant information…

Donald Trump has been harumphing about a "bordering on gigantic" Obama-related bombshell that will "possibly" change the course of the entire election, but no one's been paying him that much attention, since dude tends to harumph a lot. But while we wait for him to unveil his "October Surprise" at noon today on Twitter (of…

Lawyers, right? Lawyers are awful. Even people who don't know any lawyers and just read email forwards all day know this. Lawyers are know-it-all ambulance chaser opportunists who care about winning more than justice (half kidding; my brother just graduated from law school and some of my very dearest friends are…

Superfeminist Gloria Allred has never met a video camera she didn't want to sternly lecture about sexual harassment, and this week's "Too Sexy for Work" press conference was no exception — she theatrically walked in with her arm around the waist of her newest client/star Laren Odes like Odes had just gotten her…

Feminist cosplay specialist Gloria Allred held another press conference yesterday where she announced the plight of her newest client — 29-year-old Lauren Odes, who was told by her employers that she was "too hot" to see lingerie and that she should tape her breasts down.

For awhile, Houston Chronicle society writer Sarah Tressler was leading a double life. A mild-mannered, buttoned up writer on rich useless people's activities by day, by night she took her clothes off for money and blogged about it under the pseudonym "The Angry Stripper." She was a little like Clark Kent and Superman,…

Human sandpaper Donald Trump has done something okay for once by reversing Miss Universe Canada's abrupt decision to kick contestant Jenna Talackova out of the pageant for being a transgender woman. Of course, Trump's overruling follows Ms. Talackova's move to lawyer up and hire none other than legal fishwife Gloria …

This is an oldie, but a goodie: On a 2011 episode of We The People with Gloria Allred, the honorable judge herself had brief interaction with a 10-year-old witness named Madison whose mother was forcing her to do pageants. Also forced? Every single part of this conversation.