Three More Cosby Victims Come Forward 

How many more of Bill Cosby’s sexual assault victims need to come out before he can be shipped off to some island inhabited by giant, bloodthirsty tarantulas? 50? 100? Three more women have recently come forward accusing Cosby of sexually assaulting them, bringing this horrifying roster of rape to a total of 41. In a… » 4/23/15 10:20pm 4/23/15 10:20pm

UConn to Rape Victims: Here's Your $1.3 Million. Now Please Shut Up.

The University of Connecticut has settled a lawsuit filed by five women who claimed that the institution failed to protect them from sexual assault. The school will pay the plaintiffs a total of $1.3 million, and in return, UConn will admit no wrongdoing and the plaintiffs will agree to shut up. » 7/21/14 4:15pm 7/21/14 4:15pm

Kanye Accused of Cheating on Kim With Rando Canadian 'Model'

As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the… » 6/12/13 9:00am 6/12/13 9:00am

Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs.…

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,… » 12/27/12 9:00am 12/27/12 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan’s Life Has Taken a Decidedly Film Noir Turn

To be fair, anyone who's seen Drag Me to Hell probably harbors a secret, irrational fear of people some misguided celebrities call "fucking gypsies," but this is the power of cinematic spectacle: it can turn us all into paranoid bigots who hate great white sharks, avoid putting down suburban roots on Native American… » 12/02/12 11:30am 12/02/12 11:30am

The Real Story Behind the Petraeus Affair: Bitches Be Crazy

If you were an alien from another planet trying to get a sense of how humans are, and the only information you had were news reports about David Petraeus's affair with Paula Broadwell, you'd rightfully conclude, based on available data, that female humans are batshit insane. And now that actually relevant information… » 11/20/12 2:00pm 11/20/12 2:00pm

Whose 'October Surprise' Will Be More Shocking, Gloria Allred's or…

Donald Trump has been harumphing about a "bordering on gigantic" Obama-related bombshell that will "possibly" change the course of the entire election, but no one's been paying him that much attention, since dude tends to harumph a lot. But while we wait for him to unveil his "October Surprise" at noon today on… » 10/24/12 10:50am 10/24/12 10:50am

'Angry Stripper' Files Lawsuit Against Newspaper That Fired Her

For awhile, Houston Chronicle society writer Sarah Tressler was leading a double life. A mild-mannered, buttoned up writer on rich useless people's activities by day, by night she took her clothes off for money and blogged about it under the pseudonym "The Angry Stripper." She was a little like Clark Kent and… » 5/15/12 12:10pm 5/15/12 12:10pm

Donald Trump Does Something Okay for Once, Reverses Trans Woman's…

Human sandpaper Donald Trump has done something okay for once by reversing Miss Universe Canada's abrupt decision to kick contestant Jenna Talackova out of the pageant for being a transgender woman. Of course, Trump's overruling follows Ms. Talackova's move to lawyer up and hire none other than legal fishwife Gloria… » 4/04/12 12:10pm 4/04/12 12:10pm

Pouty Man Sues Ex for Writing Mean Things About Him on the Internet

An attorney from New Jersey has sued two of his ex-girlfriends after both of them posted unflattering things about him on a website called LiarsCheatersRUs. The man says the vitriolic postings are ruining his career, the women won't back down, and the site can't even be bothered to fully spell out the word "are" in… » 1/27/12 11:35am 1/27/12 11:35am

Woman Assaulted After Hotel Gives Key to a Stranger

There's really no use in locking the door to your hotel room if the front desk hands out keys to anyone who claims to know you. Alison Fournier, a former New York City investment banker, is suing the Starwood hotel chain for an incident that took place in Finland. She says a hotel clerk gave a man a key to her room… » 1/09/12 10:24pm 1/09/12 10:24pm

Alleged Syracuse Child Abuse Victims Sue School & Coach For Calling…

When someone says they were sexually abused as a child, immediately calling them a liar is one of the worst things that you can do, but disturbingly, there's been a lot of that in the recent university child abuse scandals. When Bobby Davis and his stepbrother Mike Lang first accused Syracuse University assistant… » 12/13/11 10:29pm 12/13/11 10:29pm