Kate Winslet Secretly Got Married Yesterday, Is Officially Mrs. Rocknroll

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,… »12/27/12 9:00am

Whose 'October Surprise' Will Be More Shocking, Gloria Allred's or Donald Trump's?

Donald Trump has been harumphing about a "bordering on gigantic" Obama-related bombshell that will "possibly" change the course of the entire election, but no one's been paying him that much attention, since dude tends to harumph a lot. But while we wait for him to unveil his "October Surprise" at noon today on… »10/24/12 10:50am

Donald Trump Does Something Okay for Once, Reverses Trans Woman's Disqualification From Pageant

Human sandpaper Donald Trump has done something okay for once by reversing Miss Universe Canada's abrupt decision to kick contestant Jenna Talackova out of the pageant for being a transgender woman. Of course, Trump's overruling follows Ms. Talackova's move to lawyer up and hire none other than legal fishwife Gloria… »4/04/12 12:10pm