Here's Dolly Parton Playing 'Yakety Sax' to Fix Your Entire Life

There's not much you can say about a Monday opened by the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision except: Well, balls to THAT. But luckily the deities have blessed us with this magnificent clip of Dolly Parton playing "Yakety Sax," the theme from The Benny Hill Show, on a small, bedazzled saxophone. » 6/30/14 6:30pm 6/30/14 6:30pm

Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Their Right to Dress as Such

Glastonbury, England is best known outside of Europe these days for its Glastonbury Festival, where important trends started like Kate Moss popularizing Hunter boots and Gwyneth Paltrow using noise-canceling headphones on her child. Before all of that fun, it had a storied history, one that involved King Arthur and a… » 6/20/13 2:40pm 6/20/13 2:40pm