This time Thursday you'll likely be sitting down with a heaping pile of food with some people you want to kill even though you have the same genes. But maybe you'll be sitting down with people you want to kill that you don't have the same genes as because they're your significant other's family. Despite that suffering, …
Ladies, your boyfriend is so lucky to have found you right? WRONG. The latest installment of Men Decide to Have An Open Forum on Reddit About Women has proved, once and for all, that he basically hates everything you do and wishes you could be replaced with a Fleshlight.
Some boyfriends sew sardines into curtain hems. Others break into their ex-girlfriends Facebook accounts. Contra3 simply rated movies in her Netflix account, until her recommendations started hitting a little too close to home. Click to enlarge. [Reddit]
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For some people, the holidays are when you play football and eat stuffing until you feel like a hot air balloon. For others, it's when you stock up on anti-anxiety meds and slip two bottles of vodka into your suitcase.
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To the Times, Diana Taylor is Mayor Bloomberg's "companion" or "sidekick" but never his "girlfriend." Is the paper being old-fashioned, or are girlfriends and boyfriends just for kids?
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Down Under, two of the major teen magazines, rivals Dolly and Girlfriend, are banding together to fight government suggestions that the magazines come with "audience age recommendations," because of the sexually-explicit nature of their question-and answer-sections. According to the Daily Telegraph, "Tasmanian Senator…
