Transgender Girls Can Be in Girl Scouts Too

The Girl Scouts of the United States of America’s mission is to empower all girls, helping them to build courage, confidence and character. This also includes transgender girls. The organization’s stance on serving transgender girls isn’t particularly new—it was actually made public on the Girl Scouts’ FAQs page four…
Girl Scouts to Release New Cookie Flavors, Blow Your Goddamned Mind
The Girl Scouts are coming and this year, they are going to fuck up everything about your life with three new cookie flavors—two of which are gluten-free. Paging Phyllis Neffler, how many boxes will you be selling this year? More importantly, how many boxes can I eat without incurring diabetes? Because, let me be real…
Fed Up With the Slutty Girl Scouts? Meet the Conservative Alternative.
Want your daughter to learn all about camping, sewing and car repair, but with a heaping helping of Jesus? You could try to find a local Girl Scout troop with an especially Bible-thumping troop leader. Or you could just skip straight to the American Heritage Girls, conservative Christianity's very own copycat.
Girl-Scout Cookies On Endangered Confections List
Girl Scouts are pinching pennies by cutting cookie varieties. Don't worry, the Thin Mint is safe.
Pseudo-Science Badge!
Wisconsin's Annie Wichman has won the Gold Award, the Girl Scouts' highest honor - based on "passion" and community involvement - for "Alternate Universe," in which she collected Creationism teaching materials and preached the literal gospel in elementary schools. [MotherJones]
