A man is being dubbed a real life "Cookie Monster" after he tried to steal money from a group of cookie-selling Girl Scouts. » 3/03/14 1:15pm 3/03/14 1:15pm

In the old days, childless adults who wanted to get their Thin Mint on would have to seek out Girl Scout Cookies the ancient way: by approaching strange children on the street and asking them if they had any cookies, or by hanging out near elementary schools after the closing bell rang in hopes that one of the little… » 2/24/14 6:20pm 2/24/14 6:20pm

Every year, intrepid Girl Scouts fan out across America, pitching anyone with pocket money on the virtues of their cookies. It's pretty brave, especially when you consider that sales jobs are tough even for experienced adults. » 2/14/14 6:15pm 2/14/14 6:15pm

Everything is more intense in New York, even the annual peddling of Girl Scout cookies. This year's cookie sale is especially momentous, too, because the top two salesscouts sold a staggering amount of cavity-fuel last year — almost 3,000 boxes of cookies combined. » 12/22/13 5:00pm 12/22/13 5:00pm

In addition to promoting team building, life skill acquiring, and adorable little girls in adorable matching uniforms photo ops, the Girl Scouts of America have long had a much more insidious agenda: promoting lesbianism. At least, if you ask a right-wing pastor who went on an epic, hilariously whackadoodle rant… » 10/22/13 12:40pm 10/22/13 12:40pm

Girl Scout Season officially came to an end on Sunday — there, there. It's gonna be OK, because we've got word of something even better — Girl Scout Cookie-inspired beers! Finally, we can feel guilty about finishing off an entire keg of Thin Mint beer while watching Burning Love! Evening plans, done and doner. » 3/18/13 11:15pm 3/18/13 11:15pm

Thirty-seven-year-old South Carolina man Christopher Maurice Morton has been charged with stealing nearly $19 thousand worth of Girl Scout cookies from a warehouse in Spartanburg. The theft was noticed on February 26th when workers at the Carey Moving and Storage company did inventory and discovered that over 50 cases… » 3/07/13 10:25am 3/07/13 10:25am

A pair of men who stole cookie money from a Houston area Girl Scout troop got a little more than they bargained for when one of the girls punched one cookie thief in the face and another girl held onto the car as it drove away. The perps are still at large, but they best move far, far away and change their names lest… » 3/05/12 1:10pm 3/05/12 1:10pm

Several Girl Scout troops in northeastern Ohio won't be selling cookies this season because they're protesting an effort by regional leaders to close a few "rustic" scout camps and replace them with new modernized facilities. Unlike the old camps, the new buildings would feature indoor plumbing. Rebecca Shaffer, the… » 1/11/12 9:30am 1/11/12 9:30am

Girl Scout Cookie season is nearly upon us, and this year there's a new cookie being introduced to celebrate the organization's 100th anniversary: Savannah Smiles. The "cool and crisp lemon wedge cookie" is named for Girl Scout Founder Juliette Gordon Low's home town. The flavor doesn't sound all that exciting, but the… » 1/05/12 10:20am 1/05/12 10:20am

Two men are wanted by police after they approached a group of Girl Scouts outside a Wal-Mart in Bowie, Maryland, asked how much their cookies were, and then stole their cash box. The thieves were not only mean but also dumb, because they did not take any cookies. » 11/10/11 1:10pm 11/10/11 1:10pm

We never thought it would come to this, but we're officially miffed at the Girl Scouts. First they decided to only release their delicious cookies for a limited time, and now they're putting out lip balms that smell like Thin Mints, Trefoils, Tagalongs, Do-si-dos, and Samoas. You can buy the lip balms individually or… » 11/06/11 11:57pm 11/06/11 11:57pm

Ah, September: The end of summer. Back to school. Cardigan weather. And we're one month away from October, when Girl Scout cookies are sold! » 9/01/11 5:15pm 9/01/11 5:15pm