Rustie Did a Remix of Ginuwine's 'Pony' and It's Obviously Very Aggro

Rustie, the Scottish producer whose music sounds like a fleet of grungy rave teens continually snorting amphetamines off an enormous gemstone, has posted a remix of “Pony” that he says was rejected from Magic Mike XXL. His maximalist, wheeling, whiplash signature is all over this, turning Ginuwine’s canonical grind… » 7/27/15 5:50pm 7/27/15 5:50pm

Tyson Beckford's Naked Torso Beckons You To Enter Chocolate City

Move over Magic Mike XXL! There's a new stripper movie in town and it's got Tyson Beckford flexing everything that God gave him. 13-year-old closeted me is very excited. So is 30-year-old out me. Everything about this movie, aside from its awful title, seems excellent and it hasn't even been finished yet. » 10/30/14 5:15pm 10/30/14 5:15pm

​It's the Tim Allen/Ginuwine Mashup To End All Mashups

Every now and then, our universe will produce a cosmic alignment of two glorious bodies, ushering in a new era of prosperity and happiness. This is one of those events, and we should all be thankful to have lived to witness the ascension of a Golden Era. Ladies and gentleman, Ginuwine's "Pony" and Tim Allen's… » 8/10/14 2:10pm 8/10/14 2:10pm

Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy Argued Constantly About 'Gender…

I don't know much about the Betheljazzy-Frankenhopper union, because I tend to fall into a fugue state any time the words "Real" and "Housewife" are mentioned in the same sentence (side effect: I am unconscious 23 hours per day). But I understand that the American public has some genuine affection for the pair (right?… » 1/03/13 8:00pm 1/03/13 8:00pm