Kate Upton Tells Gillette’s Razor Bro That She Prefers Her Men Hairless and Seal-Like

"Ah, the age-old question," intones Gillete's Winklevoss-esque razor pitchman as he strolls up to none other than KATE UPTON!!! at a poolside cocktail party that threatens, at any moment, to turn into a Roman orgy. Well, what is it that women want, Gillette? What do Kate Upton, Hannah Simone, and Genesis Rodriguez… »3/26/13 12:10pm3/26/13 12:10pm

The Shave-Cation: A Different, Dumber Kind Of Girlfriend Getaway

Kudos to Gillette for coming up with the cutesiest term imaginable for removing hair from your crotch. We appreciate the company's efforts to liberate women by providing "A shave so smooth you can skip a day or two," but we already took things to the next level last winter with our months-long Shave-bernation. »8/15/11 11:40am8/15/11 11:40am

How To Get Sexually-Harassed At The Office... Without Breaking A Sweat!

Razor manufacturer Gillette wants British women to slim, tone, and love their legs... while simultaneously ruining their feet. London newspaper The Sun reports that the company has created something called "The Sexy Stiletto Workout" — involving dumb dancing moves, plastic chairs, and sky-high footwear — which they… »7/10/07 10:49am7/10/07 10:49am