Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy Malcontents and Misanthropes

Unfortunately, the holidays are here. The sooner we purchase presents for our favorite sad sacks, the faster they can sigh "thanks?" and we can all get back to our miserable little lives. So here's what to buy the grumpiest, grouchiest hateful little monsters in your life. If you have the sick need to keep these… »11/25/12 2:30pm11/25/12 2:30pm

Gifts for Your Friend Who Thinks She's Rihanna

Is your friend the kind of girl who wears a rings above her knuckle, takes pictures of herself smoking weed, wears a bra as a shirt but also wears shirts without bras? Does she very carefully craft a look that says, "I don't give a fuck" but in reality gives quit a few fucks? Do chains and whips excite her? Answer yes… »11/21/12 4:00pm11/21/12 4:00pm

Holiday Gift Guide: What to Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut

Stumped about what to buy your favorite self-proclaimed slut? Sure, you could get her lingerie and a vibrator (and, don't worry, there are some of the latter on this list), but she probably already has the essentials, right? Here are some more creative ideas for the friend who has no idea where (or with whom) she'll… »11/20/12 3:00pm11/20/12 3:00pm

Holiday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut?

I'm putting together a gift guide for self-proclaimed sluts and want to hear your suggestions. Best bang for your buck sex toys? Lazy ways to make your sheets smell nice? What about easily portable dry shampoo? Submit your ideas below, and I'll include some of the best ones with my own selections next week! »11/13/12 7:20pm11/13/12 7:20pm