This Kansas Bill to Quarantine HIV-Positive People Is Beyond Fucking…

I've been trying for a couple of days to figure out how to even talk about this without throwing my computer out the window and then burrowing my body into some soft mud underneath my back porch and just hiding there forever. I hope this approach doesn't seem trivializing, but I'm simply speechless. So here are some… » 3/29/13 9:30am 3/29/13 9:30am

Man Has Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of His Eyeball

Oh my god, I am giving this story about a man with a hairy eyeball THE WORLD'S HAIRIEST EYEBALL award. Hot on the heels of that lady with bone shards growing in her eyelids comes this unfortunate dude with a big, hairy eyeball tumor. And like my grandmama always said, there's only one thing to do if you don't know… » 1/03/13 3:30pm 1/03/13 3:30pm

Articles About Hillary Clinton's Hair Are Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Hillary Clinton has worn many hats during her political career — First Lady, Presidential candidate, and Secretary of State, and half of one of the most brilliant political couples of the last century, to name a few. But today, we're going to toss aside all that accomplishment and talk about her fucking hair again,… » 11/29/12 12:05pm 11/29/12 12:05pm

Man Helpfully Mansplains What We Lady Voters Really Want

I don't know about you, but one thing I really love is when other people who do not know me try to explain my feelings and desires to me — especially if that person doing the explaining about how I feel is an aging white guy. That's why I was elated to see that today, a helpful male political consultant has put… » 10/17/12 2:25pm 10/17/12 2:25pm