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The New Ghostbusters Didn't Ruin My Childhood Because That's Not How the Progression of Time Works

Apparently some people are angry that the new Ghostbusters movie has “ruined their childhood.” But I must confess that this came as a shock to me. Because either these people discovered a way to travel back to the 1980s... or they don’t understand how the simple progression of time works.

Ghostbusters Director Won't Confirm If Kate McKinnon's Character Is Gay (And Sort Of Blames Sony)

Since it was announced, people (if men actually count as people) have been losing their shit over the new Ghostbusters reboot simply because the Ghostbusters are all women this time around. If a particularly shrill segment of the male population can’t deal with the notion of proton guns as functioning ghost-capturing…

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