Oscar Pistorius Has Crazed, Die-Hard, Victim-Blaming Female Fans

There are women who spend their days on Twitter harassing people who tweet negative things, even if they're true, about Oscar Pistorius, the South African sprinter who has been charged with the murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. They are loyal fans of the Paralympian gold medalist, who they believe is sexy and… »3/27/13 1:20pm3/27/13 1:20pm


Snooki Gets a Makeunder From XOJane's New Beauty Site

Today, Say Media launched its new beauty site—an offshoot of XOJane called XOVain—with a makeunder of Snooki. As far as celebrities with over-the-top looks go, Snooki seems like a real "get." With all of her artifice—extensions, acrylic nails, false lashes, pushup bra, etc.—it would seem that she could be dramatically… »3/02/13 3:00pm3/02/13 3:00pm

Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran

It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before the Brit Awards until 4 AM, when Sheeran finally left looking "very pleased with himself" (according to some creep… »3/01/13 9:00am3/01/13 9:00am

Kim Kardashian Has No Idea What to Wear in That Awkward Stage of Early Pregnancy

Look, we get it. We know. It fucking sucks getting dressed in the beginning of your second trimester. Because you don't look pregnant yet—you just look thick in the middle. You've outgrown some of your regular wardrobe, but you're not big enough for maternity clothes (most of which aren't cute anyway). It makes… »2/26/13 5:40pm2/26/13 5:40pm

11 Reasons Why Jennifer Lawrence Is Your BFF in Your Head

Jennifer Lawrence is a conventionally beautiful, famous, successful, 22-year-old Academy Award-winning actress with a nice rack and good hair. She's also crass without being offensive, self-deprecating without being a sad sack, and dorky without being "adorkable." Mostly though, she says funny shit and is always… »2/25/13 3:10pm2/25/13 3:10pm

Kelly Clarkson Rips Into Clive Davis Over Portrayal of Her in His Memoir

Kelly Clarkson took to her WhoSay account today to speak out on the entire chapter about her in Clive Davis' new memoir The Soundtrack of My Life. "It feels like a violation. Growing up is awesome because you learn you don't have to cower to anyone—even Clive Davis." So what did Clive say that got her so riled up? »2/19/13 4:40pm2/19/13 4:40pm

Courtney Stodden Celebrates Her Video Premiere With LED Panties

This weekend, teenage bride Courtney Stodden threw a premiere party for the release of her new music video for her single "Reality." She showed up in a floor-length, transparent gown—the kind that strippers wear when they're working the floor selling lap dances—that revealed her illuminated panties. It turns out that… »2/12/13 5:10pm2/12/13 5:10pm

Courtney Love Says Gavin Rossdale Is the Real Brains Behind Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B

For some reason, Courtney Love was at the Sundance Film Festival this year. She was not promoting a movie, and it's doubtful that she was shopping for one. Still, she performed live in front of a relatively small bar crowd and spoke to the press, which is great because Courtney Love quotes are always the best.… »1/25/13 3:00pm1/25/13 3:00pm

Kate Middleton Portrait Artist Butthurt Over Criticism

Paul Emsley, the 75-year-old British artist who painted Kate Middleton to look like one of his contemporaries for her first official portrait, is super offended by the criticism he received after the painting was unveiled at the National Portrait Gallery earlier this month. He described the poor reviews of his work as… »1/23/13 12:30pm1/23/13 12:30pm

A Year of Britney Spears' Tortured Red Carpet Faces

With her highly-publicized, highly-paid job as a judge on The X Factor this year, 2012 has been one of the most visible for Britney Spears, publicity-wise, since her breakdown in 2007. But despite her $15 million paycheck, it's pretty clear—from her forced smiles and pained expressions—that she would rather be doing … »12/31/12 1:40pm12/31/12 1:40pm

Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Insists Gwyneth Paltrow Was Totally Flabby When They Met

Celebrity fitness guru Tracy Anderson believes that she is a genius who has singularly revolutionized the fitness industry because she practically invented exercise; that her method of "spot-reduction" is so great it defies the science that disproves its effectiveness; and that Gwyneth Paltrow used to be fat until she… »12/21/12 2:45pm12/21/12 2:45pm

Kim Kardashian's Worst-Dressed Moments of 2012, Courtesy of Kanye West

This year, America's biggest narcissist and the world's worst case of only-child syndrome—both already in love with themselves—fell in love with each other. Now with even more cameras trained on them, Kanye West decided to treat his new girlfriend Kim Kardashian as his own personal Barbie Doll, and she allowed him to… »12/18/12 11:20am12/18/12 11:20am

Meet the Homophobic Doomsday Preacher Behind Angus T. Jones' Religious Rant

Many were shocked this week when, in a YouTube video for the Christian group ForeRunner Chronicles, 19-year-old actor Angus T. Jones dispassionately attacked Two and a Half Men—the sitcom on which he's starred for 10 seasons—for being "filth." But what's more surprising are the extremist views of 35-year-old pastor… »11/28/12 6:10pm11/28/12 6:10pm

Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:… »11/06/12 9:00am11/06/12 9:00am