My Clothes and I Are Not Speaking to Each Other

Most of the time my clothes and I have a pretty good — and simple — relationship. My body requires covering; my clothes provide that covering. But some days, the button of my jeans pokes me in the belly, the neckline of my shirt slides around and my shoes revolt against the idea of being occupied by feet. Sometimes my… » 7/04/12 8:00pm 7/04/12 8:00pm