Aspiring Model Gets Refillable Breast Implants that Balloon to Size 32K

Move over Beshine and Claudia Marie. There's a new breast implant IT girl and it's 26-year-old Martina Big, who's spent over $50,000 in a bid to make herself a model. Not only has she had rhinoplasty and facial injections, but she's also got refillable breast implants that have possibly killed someone. » 2/05/15 10:40pm 2/05/15 10:40pm

Man Wins Right to Pee All Over His Apartment Floor

In Germany, a sensible country that is known for its cleanliness, a judge ruled that a tenant can pee all over his apartment floor without worrying about the wrath of his landlord or the damage his acidic urine may cause to the floor. » 1/22/15 11:35pm 1/22/15 11:35pm

Things That Weigh 20 Pounds: A Baby, a Dog and Each of These Breasts

World, meet Beshine, owner of the world's largest pair of surgery-enhanced breasts, leader of a small army of loyal followers, proud breaker of the three bras she must wear to Zumba and a desire to go much, much bigger. » 1/14/15 11:10am 1/14/15 11:10am

​German Student Dies After Defending Teen Girls From Harassers

About 150 people gathered in Berlin, Germany, today to attend a vigil commemorating Tugce Albayrak, a 23-year-old woman who died after she was beaten by a man she had just stood up to earlier for harassing two teen girls. » 11/30/14 4:25pm 11/30/14 4:25pm

Robber Soaks Clerk, Helpless Customers With Weaponized Breast Milk

Tell me if you've heard this one before: A "robust" German woman walks into a supermarket, asks for a breast pump and then proceeds to soak not one, but two cashiers with her own breast milk. No? There's more. She's still on the loose. » 10/28/14 9:00pm 10/28/14 9:00pm

Germany Is a Veritable Penis Enlargement Paradise

Two of the things that Germany is known for doing well are 1) engineering and 2) making sausages. Thus, it should come as a surprise to no one that a vast majority of the world's penis enlargement procedures occur there. » 8/05/14 7:00pm 8/05/14 7:00pm

Your World Cup Boyfriend Tim Howard Smolders on the Cover of AdWeek

The World Cup is over — Germany won, BTW — and now the spotlight can return to America’s football champion Tim Howard and his chiseled abs. You know, the important stuff. » 7/14/14 9:45am 7/14/14 9:45am

Neo-Nazis Are Embracing the Hipster Aesthetic

It seems as though the aesthetic admiration between hipsters and Nazis is finally a two-way street. While white male denizens of neighborhoods like Williamsburg, Silver Lake and Wicker Park have long been fans of copping Nazi style, neo-Nazis in Germany are increasingly adapting a hipster attitude and way of dressing… » 6/25/14 4:00pm 6/25/14 4:00pm

German Court Rules Man Must Delete Naked Photos of His Ex

Last week, a German high court ruled that you can legally request that your ex-partner delete all erotic media of you following your breakup. This is great news for the nation's prolific sexters and a terrible blow for its begrudging, malicious shitheads. It's also something that would probably never happen in the… » 5/29/14 4:00pm 5/29/14 4:00pm

Neo-Nazis Are Using Cookie Monster to Recruit German Children

Police in the state of Brandenburg, Germany have confirmed a dangerous (albeit slightly ridiculous) trend after two men were arrested outside of a school in Senftenber for handing out neo-Nazi propaganda with one offender dressed in a Cookie Monster costume. » 4/09/14 5:45pm 4/09/14 5:45pm

Germans Trying to Make German More Gender Neutral

After many, many years of befuddling students, the German language could finally get a little simpler, and it's all thanks to changing attitudes toward the sexes. Please address your thank-you notes to Feminism, college kids. » 3/24/14 5:30pm 3/24/14 5:30pm

You've Never Seen a Better Ad for a German Superstore (or Ever?)

EDEKA is Germany's largest grocery store corporation. And if I were in Germany right now, I would be shopping there all day every day in the hopes of meeting this gentleman (Friedrich Liechtenstein) who would sell me on all the products by dancing sexily and putting the word "super" in front of everything. » 2/23/14 5:30pm 2/23/14 5:30pm

Germany Has a Blackface Problem

There's a common line that apologists love to trot out when we're discussing incidents of blackface in cultures outside of the U.S., particularly in Europe. "It's not as offensive," they say. "Blackface doesn't have the same history over there." This, widely speaking, is a lie. Blackface has been used all over the… » 2/13/14 4:00pm 2/13/14 4:00pm

Shocking New Study Finds People Remember Uggos, Forget ‘Pretty’ People

In a study that just seems tailor made for the Daily Mail, researchers have made a STARTLING and GROUNDBREAKING discovery about attractiveness: it certainly helps to be conventionally attractive so that you can blend into the vast sea of symmetrical(ish) human faces and be a productive, prosperous, non-hideous member… » 2/09/14 1:30pm 2/09/14 1:30pm

Germans Worry Santa Claus Is Killing Father Christmas

Somebody call Fox News and make sure Megyn Kelly is sitting down, because the Germans have a bone to pick with Santa Claus, too. » 12/16/13 10:25am 12/16/13 10:25am