Neo-Nazis Are Embracing the Hipster Aesthetic

It seems as though the aesthetic admiration between hipsters and Nazis is finally a two-way street. While white male denizens of neighborhoods like Williamsburg, Silver Lake and Wicker Park have long been fans of copping Nazi style, neo-Nazis in Germany are increasingly adapting a hipster attitude and way of dressing… » 6/25/14 4:00pm 6/25/14 4:00pm

German Court Rules Man Must Delete Naked Photos of His Ex

Last week, a German high court ruled that you can legally request that your ex-partner delete all erotic media of you following your breakup. This is great news for the nation's prolific sexters and a terrible blow for its begrudging, malicious shitheads. It's also something that would probably never happen in the… » 5/29/14 4:00pm 5/29/14 4:00pm

You've Never Seen a Better Ad for a German Superstore (or Ever?)

EDEKA is Germany's largest grocery store corporation. And if I were in Germany right now, I would be shopping there all day every day in the hopes of meeting this gentleman (Friedrich Liechtenstein) who would sell me on all the products by dancing sexily and putting the word "super" in front of everything. » 2/23/14 5:30pm 2/23/14 5:30pm

Shocking New Study Finds People Remember Uggos, Forget ‘Pretty’ People

In a study that just seems tailor made for the Daily Mail, researchers have made a STARTLING and GROUNDBREAKING discovery about attractiveness: it certainly helps to be conventionally attractive so that you can blend into the vast sea of symmetrical(ish) human faces and be a productive, prosperous, non-hideous member… » 2/09/14 1:30pm 2/09/14 1:30pm

German Porn Viewers Outed Because Judges Don’t Understand ‘Streaming’

A lot of German porn enthusiasts have had their porn browsing history laid bare to the public, thanks to a German court's mistake. About 20,000 people in Germany who watched porn on the US-based site Redtube had their names and addresses released by a court, and, if that wasn't quite humiliating enough, are now being… » 12/15/13 3:00pm 12/15/13 3:00pm

Germany Allows for Third Gender on Birth Certificates

Germany has become the first European country to legally recognize a third gender at birth — a new law allows babies born with both male and female characteristics to have their gender left blank on birth certificates. This third option, German legislators reason, will make it so that parents no longer feel… » 11/01/13 4:00pm 11/01/13 4:00pm

Nazi Women Were Experts on Husband Finding, Baby Having, and Murder

Not to Godwin myself in the first sentence of my first post of the day, but here goes: if you think education is wasted on girls because what they should be learning is about lady skills like man-pleasing and baby-rearing, then congratulations! You and Hitler agree on how society should treat women. » 10/09/13 1:30pm 10/09/13 1:30pm