DMX May Not Lay The Smackdown on George Zimmerman After All

There was absolutely nothing good about the announcement that certified awful person George Zimmerman (no celebrity bold for you!) would appear on an episode of Celebrity Boxing to square off against rapper DMX (on what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday, no less). This news was actually so not good that… » 2/08/14 12:15pm 2/08/14 12:15pm

George Zimmerman Will Fight DMX in Fucked Up 'Celebrity' Boxing Match

It was recently announced that George Zimmerman, the Sanford, Florida man who shot and killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin on February 26, 2012, had signed on with fight promoter Damon Feldman to participate in a "celebrity" boxing match with a hitherto unnamed opponent. Yeah, apparently murdering an unarmed teenager as he … » 2/05/14 3:20pm 2/05/14 3:20pm

George Zimmerman Agrees to Be Punched in 'Celebrity' Boxing Match

In other words, if you have enough money, you could punch George Zimmerman in the face as many times as you want. Tempting, I suppose, but also FUCK THIS DUDE OH MY GOD MAKE HIM FUCKING GO AWAY HE'S NOT A "CELEBRITY," HE'S AN ABUSIVE, FAME-WHORING, RACIST CHILD-KILLER-NOT-MURDERER. This shit is not cute. Anyhooz, America … » 1/30/14 8:00pm 1/30/14 8:00pm

Judge Sets June Trial Date for Renisha McBride's Killer

Theodore Wafer, charged with second-degree murder in the killing of Renisha McBride last November, will face trial in June. Are you ready? I think this will be like the George Zimmerman Trial II, but I'm hoping for a verdict that doesn't make me want to restage the Los Angeles riots this time. » 1/16/14 10:00am 1/16/14 10:00am

George Zimmerman's Girlfriend Drops Assault Charges Because: True Love

George Zimmerman's girlfriend, who just last month called 911 after she says the man who killed — BUT DID NOT MURDER — unarmed black teenager Trayvon Martin was threatening her with a gun, is now saying that she "misspoke" and that she wants to drop charges and be with George again. If Lifetime original movies about… » 12/10/13 11:00am 12/10/13 11:00am

Surprise: George Zimmerman Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges

George Zimmerman, the gun-loving nutcase who killed BUT DID NOT MURDER unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, has been arrested on domestic violence charges and is currently en route to the Seminole County Jail, according to Sheriff Don Eslinger. WESH-Channel 2 is reporting that law enforcement officials said the dispute… » 11/18/13 2:10pm 11/18/13 2:10pm

George Zimmerman Threatened Wife With a Bullseye Full of Bullet Holes

George Zimmerman, the gun waving lunatic who killed BUT DID NOT MURDER unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, is in the middle of a messy divorce. The latest allegation brought by his estranged wife is that once when he was mad at her, he nailed a bullseye riddled with bullet holes to her parents' house. "Yep, sounds about… » 10/31/13 2:10pm 10/31/13 2:10pm

George Zimmerman in Custody After Domestic Incident with a Gun

WKMG news is reporting that George Zimmerman, who in July was acquitted of murdering Trayvon Martin, has been taken into custody in Lake Mary, Florida, after "an incident involving a gun with another person." » 9/09/13 3:14pm 9/09/13 3:14pm

The Best ‘Zimmerman Car Rescue Was Totally Staged’ Conspiracy Theories

Someone send this guy a cape. Since George Zimmerman, who killed — BUT DID NOT MURDER — Trayvon Martin "rescued" a "family" of "four" from a "car" "wreck" earlier this week, conspiracy theories have abounded about the circumstances to Zimmerman just HAPPENING to be right near a place where a car overturned in time to help a… » 7/25/13 2:00pm 7/25/13 2:00pm

George Zimmerman Saves Strangers From Overturned Truck, Disappears

OK, I use italics a lot, but I really mean them this time: this is weird. Police in Sanford, Florida say George Zimmerman — who killed BUT DIDN'T MURDER Trayvon Martin — has emerged from hiding to save a stranger family of four strangers from an overturned truck and then disappear again into the night like the goddamn… » 7/22/13 2:20pm 7/22/13 2:20pm

FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Black Men Can Be Innocent

This week, Rolling Stone made everyone very mad by putting a picture of suspected Boston Marathon bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev on the cover of the magazine. Rolling Stone was accused of "glamorizing" terror by using a photo of Tsarnaev that made him look like a "rock star." Boston Mayor Tom Menino said the cover "rewards a… » 7/19/13 1:20pm 7/19/13 1:20pm