Caption This Photo: FLOTUS and George W. Bush in Selma

Former President George W. Bush and first lady Michelle Obama chatting before President Obama delivers a speech in honor of the 50th anniversary of "bloody sunday," a civil rights march in Selma, Alabama where protestors were severely beaten. » 3/07/15 4:56pm 3/07/15 4:56pm

​George W. Bush Found Garner Decision "Hard to Understand"

Even Former President of the United States, George W. Bush was thrown off by the grand jury's decision not to charge Officer Daniel Pantaleo with the death of Eric Garner, a homicide, saying the decision was "hard to understand." To be fair, Bush could have been talking about literally anything. Terr'rism. Grammar.… » 12/06/14 1:45pm 12/06/14 1:45pm

The Daily Show Skewers Karl Rove for Attacking Hillary Clinton

Karl Rove is up to his old tricks again. The Republican strategist-cum-pundit recently accused Hillary Clinton of brain damage, then backpedaled. Thankfully, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart was front and center to make fun of Rove and #brainghazi on Tuesday night. » 5/14/14 1:00pm 5/14/14 1:00pm

Noted Artist George W. Bush To Get His First Gallery Show

Finally, after centuries of unloading crap upon the unwashed masses, the art world is at long last about to unleash the visionary work of a true artist. George W. Bush, 43rd president of these United States and long-suffering art genius, is set to have his first gallery show. » 3/03/14 9:30pm 3/03/14 9:30pm

FINALLY: For $30, You Can Own Some George W. Bush Art Stuff

Still stumped on what to get that special someone in your life for the holidays? Not quite sure what to do for stocking stuffers this year? Well, we here at the Jezebel Institute for Christmas Crap have found just the perfect thing! » 11/23/13 3:59pm 11/23/13 3:59pm

George Bush Is Painting Kitties and It Makes Me Feel So Many Things

So, George W. Bush is painting cats now. First it was dogs, "over 50" dogs. Then it was a cow-horse, a watermelon, and a quiet golf course landscape rich with longing. And now, reportedly, Bush is moving into his "Cat Period." He painted this cat. It is cute. And janky. And wonderful. Like an 8th-grader made it. It… » 11/19/13 6:30pm 11/19/13 6:30pm

50 Reasons You Despised George W. Bush's Presidency

Today President Obama and all four living ex-presidents attend the dedication of the $500 million George W. Bush Presidential Library at Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. Many progressives will remember Bush as a contender for the "worst president ever," saying he more aptly deserves a… » 4/25/13 5:45pm 4/25/13 5:45pm

Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank 'Would Have Been a Belieber'

Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook: » 4/15/13 9:00am 4/15/13 9:00am

Embryo Adoption: This Is Really a Thing That Is Happening

Who knew that "Every Sperm is Sacred" would be an anthem of the now-inevitable nadir of the abortion debate? Case in point: Evangelical couples doing their part to save babies by adopting... other couples' frozen embryos. And then unfreezing the embryos, implanting them in evangelical wombs, giving birth to them, and… » 9/14/12 11:45am 9/14/12 11:45am

Don't Bother Trying to Wife Your Way Out of Poverty

The Bush administration, those geniuses who brought us great ideas like a long, expensive war against a country that didn't have weapons of mass destruction and flying over Hurricane Katrina en route home from a vacay, had another Brains Turned Up to 11 idea that it now seems didn't work: a multimillion dollar federal… » 6/25/12 11:30am 6/25/12 11:30am

'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

Perhaps it's not what you were expecting when you first woke up this morning, but here we are: The solo pornoriffic debut of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom — and rather chillingly referred to as OctoMILF by the clever copy writers at the softcore production company — is upon us! Forgetting for a moment that Suleman once… » 6/14/12 9:00am 6/14/12 9:00am

Condi Rice Supports Romney Because Obama Doesn't Think America Is…

Today, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice predictably announced that she'll be supporting Mitt Romney in this fall's Presidential election. Her reasoning? Mitt Romney thinks America is the greatest, bestest, most explodiest star spangliest country ever, and Barack Obama doesn't. Looks like all that time spent… » 5/31/12 4:40pm 5/31/12 4:40pm

Meet Mitt Romney's Sexist New Spokesman

Always on the hunt for ways to make himself even less appealing to the American public, several days ago Mitt Romney hired Richard Grenell, a former Bush administration official, as his national security and foreign policy spokesman. Why is that bad? Well, a quick look at Grenell's Twitter history revealed that he is… » 4/23/12 11:15am 4/23/12 11:15am

Crafty Republicans Want Mitt Romney to Pick Condi Rice as His Running…

All the Vice Presidential nominee speculation has caused presumed GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney to nearly short circuit with information overload. Which potential running mate will complement him, fill out the ticket, and give voters something to be excited about? Marco Rubio? Rick Santorum? Some other,… » 4/19/12 11:40am 4/19/12 11:40am

Julian Assange's Dance Footage And The Rite Of Public Humiliation

Thanks to the Internet, we now know that Julian Assange dances pretty much exactly as you imagine him dancing. Like a guy who describes himself as possessing "a conversational brutality" that took one woman's "breath away," and who believes that "Western culture seems to forge women that are valueless and inane."… » 4/01/11 2:52pm 4/01/11 2:52pm

George W. Bush: Stay In Afghanistan For Women's Sake

Whoever is minding George W. Bush's legacy these days sort of knows what they're doing: Here he is with Laura on Greta Van Susteren's show, talking about a conference for the rights of women. Just like Hillary Clinton! Sort of. And from a distance, Bush even has the added advantage of looking like a bleeding heart… » 4/01/11 10:27am 4/01/11 10:27am

George W. Bush Cancels A Vacation (For Once)

The Best President Ever has canceled a trip to Switzerland over threats that he'd be charged with war crimes for ordering torture of political prisoners. » 2/06/11 10:55am 2/06/11 10:55am

Get Into The Holiday Spirit With Awkward Pictures Of Politicians And…

Check out this great treasury of holiday Santa-political awkwardness, because nothing says "Christmas" like Nancy Reagan flirting with Mr. T. » 12/19/10 12:55pm 12/19/10 12:55pm

George W. Bush's Niece Engaged to Ralph Lauren's Son

Former model Lauren Bush and fashion heir David Lauren are engaged, according to Neiman Marcus' Twitter account. Hilarious name change possibility alert! » 12/12/10 1:45pm 12/12/10 1:45pm